Who says u wont rule? I aint saying that chum
Of cus u'll get crowned in Javaworld where u came from
U kno i aint gon smack ur mouth cos u cant rhyme right
I wont battle u, nairaland'll arraign me for HOMICIDE
Why dont u try somthn like, browsin thru som Indecency-site
U'll be the reason why ur folks mourn, cos my flow claim lives

@javaprince

u're 100% wack, am not LYING?

u say am wack, nigger are u on cracks?
wait foe till u see my next hit track,
it'll send u runnin but u still end up last,
maybe then u'll clap for the true big champ,

my punch so heavy/too much medals,
sheddars, shelters, too much to count,
in addition to these i still gat hoes,
maybe i gat no rhymes but i still gat game.

@makavele
am online while u all OFFlines,
writin lines u want to emblem on ur new t-shirt,
but u gat to learn kid, am ur new tea-cher,

we go montessori, while u go public,
wit ur stale lines, make me thikin am gonna vomit,
spittin doctored lines/nigga tot u were ill?
till u start d fire, man u aren't gonna be hot,
don't bet on diss fight, pls get ur wits right.

am prince charmin/u can be my chris martins,
givin comedy, drama, but wherez all d action,
u must be an horror are u Zombie

to whom this may concern
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hatin on me is like blastin on me, it's blasphemy
hold ur lips nxt time, before u think of starting a Gee
i'll pull the plug on your life like I'm trigger happy
disintegrate ur ass double up cos im sippin tonic, make ma nikkurs happy
leave ur face defaced, half burnt, like the rest of u amongst that
anguish is music to ma ears, pitch booster so I bump that
its corrosive, like lts hydrochloric
encapsulate ur ass like, u gaspin in a pond and u hydroponic
leave u lost for words, nd cost nuthin, cos I got that
u hopless and useless smoke dope, u dont u live in surbubia
ur shit aint never fitting abusin the case, i make it known like im johnny cochran
you miniscule, frestylin lullabies like u still in preschool and barney's ur no 1 fan
i drop bars that filthy, unsafe to think of ma punchlines come with treatment plants
unrivalled, unscaved, dblock messiah I run this , u dont ur a nepa power plant
broke az nikkurs, two digit payroll, when they gettin they salaries
cut the shit out they system, juice leakin, got nuffin, aint frontin they out of battery
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dblock messiah

to whom this may concern
[center][b]
dblock (the messiah)
hatin on me is like blastin on me, it's blasphemy
hold your lips nxt time, before u think of starting a Gee
i'll pull the plug on your life like I'm trigger happy
disintegrate your ass double up because im sippin tonic, make ma nikkurs happy
leave your face defaced, half burnt, like the rest of u amongst that
anguish is music to ma ears, pitch booster so I bump that
its corrosive, like lts hydrochloric
encapsulate your ass like, u gaspin in a pond and u hydroponic
leave u lost for words, nd cost nuthin, because I got that
u hopless and useless smoke dope, u don't u live in surbubia
your shit aint never fitting abusin the case, i make it known like im johnny cochran
you miniscule, frestylin lullabies like u still in preschool and barney's your no 1 fan
i drop bars that filthy, unsafe to think of ma punchlines come with treatment plants
unrivalled, unscaved, dblock messiah I run this , u don't your a nepa power plant
broke az nikkurs, two digit payroll, when they gettin they salaries
cut the shit out they system, juice leakin, got nuffin, aint frontin they out of battery

dblock messiah


Menike

(to whom it may concern)

The last time I dropped, I had niggas went into distress
Killed one with a sledge and made out with his mama
I classify what nigga call the young lyrical Barack Obama
Assasinate ya character and make ya middle name gay boi stress
Link juice wit acids n' put a tampoon around ya mouth
Cusz even if Shaz,Chiogo or Seun declared me dead u won't blow this month
My motivation for this rap sh*t is simply clear
You's a pre-walker to Menike, I'll loose u in the air
Call dblock a messiah, I'm the link between u n' 6ft down
Capitals wit no exhaustions I run bases like a yankee clown
Leave u lost in yaself, cusz ya entity looks like anotha great sitcom

MENIKE, THE BIG BOSS
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Yo man that shit right there was tight.

@crude
crude did u chicken out Well thatz what u get when u ask 4 beef, stupid herbivores

@makavele
still waitin 4 ur comeback, well some nikkur say, that'll happen when Tupac comesback

[center]But you didn't know that

You hopeless useless smoke dope
u don't, u chokin on a nikkurs juices
freestyle's biggest maniac inspired by deaths
like osama watchin yanks blow threats in Afghanistan
two points to get to, i'm the avenue u aint nuthin but the banister
what u didn't have, was nothing you got by
but in the game there's a clear difference between bars nd lullabies
the inconvenience in what u see, is enough reason for u to close your eyes
watch it slip u, more profound than drive bys
had enough, is the outcome, you better harden up
fluid squirting out your ears as u concentrate
stress showing its mark, homie u best learn how to meditate
channel the outcome, like water busting out the flood gate
lay waste to insignificant nikkurs and there'll be no need to compensate

[/center]

[center] DBLOCK
But you didn't know that

You hopeless useless smoke dope
u don't, u chokin on a nikkurs juices
freestyle's biggest maniac inspired by deaths
like osama watchin yanks blow threats in Afghanistan
two points to get to, i'm the avenue u aint nuthin but the banister
what u didn't have, was nothing you got by
but in the game there's a clear difference between bars nd lullabies
the inconvenience in what u see, is enough reason for u to close your eyes
watch it slip u, more profound than drive bys
had enough, is the outcome, you better harden up
fluid squirting out your ears as u concentrate
stress showing its mark, homie u best learn how to meditate
channel the outcome, like water busting out the flood gate
lay waste to insignificant nikkurs and there'll be no need to compensate

MENIKE
Takin' em' to school

Scratch ya grey hair pussys cusz I'll bury u in greygoose
Against me, need no replies cus u know u goin loose
I put paste to sh*t n' leave u flushed like sh*t
Don't need a pregnancy test, but I abort u n' ya bitch
Dime in money, nigga I'll leave u in a hearse
Can't out hustle my league cusz dude u belong to a furnace
If the devil was ya friend, I'll still mingle wit lucifer to have u dead
Drop top to crack, back u like a earth man that just turned red
I crack hard to make my dog squirt on ya face n' lay to bed
A LovePeddler u call the greatest, that's why I always sh*t on u
Leave u in the flood gate of bars, you damn right I'm hitting at u
My swag on Nairaland got me feeling so high wheneva I get a chance
Cusz I make u stoop so low n' do that silly baby dance
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[center]@ j unit

Ah my ill head can't stop me from dropping, my last mixtape got its name from that/
I am not even here to rant silly, because am not even mocking a bird-like rat -bat/
My perspective is wide, maybe you need to come for orientation/
I knew you need to come out of frustration, but what the hell related u to men's situation/
Cos you are used to menstruation, real men are needed, cat try sex-change sugery/
You are been fooled by these ants coming around me licking poison because it's sugary/
Why don't u try visiting OAU, check in Faj's lower buttery, there is something like eatery/
Cos your hunger has made your thinking coarse, need a plane to smoothen/
But your trouble never ceases, you need a workshop, a workbench and start hooting/
Please tell me you major problem, because many of em are written on your emblem/
Minimum requirement is needed, mail shaz, tell her you aint worth Sync's problem/
For a test use the followings words as rhymes in your next shit, runt, nick and xylem/[/center]

[center]Nikkur u think u gangsta but I put a hole in your back//
most these nikkurs think they coastin through but ah put holes in they tracks//
these people is like purewater competin with coke aint got nuffin on me//
So when i come through u must remember the order and fall behind a G//
put yall in place because im a cold killa//, smak u nikkurs faces like a coke dealer//
have yall in siezures with the shit I bring//, fidgety beyond words like the english of lingling//
its a poor sight to see, so when I lay these retards off, its out of sight out of mind//
Have your ass burnt darker than charcoal, trapped like minerals in a fkin mine//
and these bars I drop is jusss nine//[/center]

Dblock Messiah

check:

I met dis ill black/a real bully wt d toolie/
hrd he murked cats/so unruly wt d uzie

A.J swag/yellow stones on a pinkie/
product of d slums/
eyes a lil low, frm d 'dro & d stickie

say he neva had a home/on d streets he had grown/
frm d concrete and pavements of lagos/he arose

I stood there 4 a moment/undressing em in ma mind/
beneath d tough-guy exterior/i scoped d inner man

he a scared lil fella/under d thug paraphanelia/
haunted by fears/of living life as a failure

I knew what he needed was hope/not diamonds and Gold/
liberation frm his addiction 2 hoes/d ganja and dope

i asked him if he wanted 2 pray/he cudnt relate/
he stopped believing,since d day/he hrd dat his pastor was gay

there was nuthin i cud do/ to convince em otherwise/
he said'yall d same,man!/u jus like dem other guys!'

as i walked away/i said a prayer 4 those/
who dnt accept Christ/and d life we chose.
Selah.

Like i will tell wack-netcees there's no diamond in the air
Had 2 go on break cauze my punches aint unfair
Am lyrical inclined mic disciplined freestyle used 2 be daily routine
Now am back on the streets cauze i found a new thing
Used to remenber when this thread was blazing like hell
Even in the absence of light my flows still flow parallel
Gotta tell your something Never a clown mention my name in a Freestyle
Cauze i'mma go haywire n cut of his life wire
You aint getting the logic i wrote my verse on the sun
Why won't it be hot when i got more shots than a gun


Holla at The Real Rap Heads: Mailmalc, Menike ,Wordsmith, Rhapsody,Shaz,Chiogo,Makavele,Tianshie,Dlock,Bolaji,Oldsync,Hybrid-x,Po Deep,Worldbest and Mathuss.

Ahem. . .Menike could you grant me that mic. . .


Yep, the 'Smith back again like u needed a second spine/*
leave the fear behind, Word's back in record time/
now u wacks better listen like ur ears got lifted/
the boy's gifted//and i cock much to let the glock lift heads/
Now errone knows ma record's stainless/
the record at which i've slain heads. . ./
. . .goes on record with ma stainless/
smack some//of this wack ones encroaching the site/
eloping the mic//. .i'll be doing while evoking a fight/
when i poke with a knife //while boning your wife/
Rule#1 newbies - neva u test the 'Smith like multiple choice questions/
f a 9-5, i hold 5 9's to keep Royce guessin'/*
got speech problems? beta u visit Menike the Punchline Prof for voice lessons/


'Sup Tianshie? 'Sup Paddy_lo? Menike and the fam. . .holla

@rapsody

that was ill man. . . . . hope u put that ish on ur track man . . . .really dope . . stay flyest


@wordsmith

hmmmmmmm!!!! u did come back in a record time and yes u did slain heads, . , . lol

Ah! My bizness, freestyle is my goodness, one more time man, 'kay let this get some of em high, DIE Failures!


Hey! Man the menace is back, the sickness is just starting, men I'm so sick!/
My attitudes aint common, that's why it keeps thrusting me, I've got a beak/ (Mo l'enu pa)
Y'all present, but man I aint seeing something, so tell me who was muffling/
Maybe we let out the kitten, but real cats, the leos want to start puffing/
I smoke up like I was razed on fire, warning men, am fiery, I burn!/
This is my building, the masterplan was my plan, mail Peters to know your turn/
The main don cant be scrapped! Who d Bleep knows how to tackle?
I will encourage y'all, to learn how to dope lyrics with empty beat that rattles/
Then you might get high, drop lie, lies or retard because not all can be on high level/
I was like the devil, y'all begged me, now I aint tempting, but y'all falling, I wont marvel/
I made all things work for me, like I cheated to become the building block/
Y'all empty brains are housed in a big head like Stella's tummy begging 4 tummy tuck/
Oh my goodness, I work over you like your team aint complete/
Fools should learn how to compete, because y'all booming of defeat/
I stamp my feat(feet) follow my lead (Back-ups needed), hey! Heed/
Cos the way I walk, my footprints talk, nothing for sale fowls, don't bid/
Double thumbprinting is not allowed, cast your vote, the first choice first/
Sorry kg boys, you are not set for an oldie's practical lines' test, am still d best/[color=#990000][/color]

Whoa It's been a minute y'all, I aint been spitting for a while,

Tryna test my sharpness, Hola if u feel dis.


I remember like yesterday used to floor cats on these threads/
metaphors and ill rhymes used to please heads/
had to take a break forged alliances with the right chefs and found other means of baking quick bread/
now u can find me in the back of my escalade, model hair swinging below,reason y they call me the Backseat ritualist cuz i'm taking quick head/
it's still the same ol me/
still got respect from the same ol g's/
cuz they know my name hold heat/
u can see sumthing bulgin in my trousers whem i'm walkin still, they say it's d man hood nah it's the same ol heat/
still getting fake asses sprayed up/
i think last victim on Nairaland was uhmmm GAYDUCK/
nowadays i count cashhhh errday smart niggaz i be recruiting/
Niggaz that dat dont need counting machines, know a million dollars in raw cash just by looking/
Now dats a HUSTLER baby/
i gave up sex with Joy Bryant cuz the lure of the money drives this hustler crazy/
dats business b4 pleasure first the money gotta come/
1 free day outta 7 a week is put aside for when the Honeys gotta CUM

LOLXXXX

Where's my boi Tianshie??

We used to murder these cats here back in the day like errday was Firin Squad for criminals sniff me

Time runs faster these days than Tyson GAY.

It's good to be back, good to see a lot of motivated NEWBIES/
My warning is DONT BITE on sumthing u dont know how to CHEW B

PEACEEEEEEE

@Hustler , your ish was cool man.

If i die u never see the last barz cauze d verse is in d pen
How can i comfort empty space when am entrapped in lion's den
This my song cry waiting 4 someone to burn the bridges
Am waiting for the harvest i did well in making the ridges
Like the commandments of the most high thy shall not Kill
I was born ill touching d blue sky visions of bloody eye now i Feel
We all traders on this coast but i came to trade punchlines
Homie if u get to the Peary Gate tell God my metaphor's u recognise
With this ring i declare am engaging to this mic
I watch souls burn cauze they want 2 bite me off like Mike(Mike Tyson)
2months from now u gon see my mic conceive  a Mixtape
Word on the site our marriage wasn't a Mistake
PEACE.

Son that ish was Mos Def(most deaf) u wont even get a tape sound
Keep saying "I try "  Talib Kweli wont give u a pound
A coward that opposes his own thoughts can't be in a battle line
Nigga u scared anytime i show my 6pacs that aint sublime
I will kill u with punchlines your family wont know your cause of death
You was d sacrificial lamb your lost to your crew was no regret
Like a postman who lost d address u won't deliver
This aint ressurection u dead in disguise forget praying to Jehova
Nigga go check NHH.NET i never failed in battles like Isreal
A blindman can see through my verse like d Bible its real 

You damn right Wordsmith, I keep givin' fake king dudes voice lessons
Throw a tantrum like a bi*cth say u a king that was 3yrs ago
Times up I kick spectrums like u, throw u in the air n' watch u goo
Ya bars miniature thats why I put you to surgery quick
You thin ass nigga, go add up weight cusz u like a toothpick
I need a floss the way you till think u king
The bars I render send every red inked post you have on this thread to sleep
Slice ya with bars n' make you wished you used a tampoon king
Cusz every bars I dish at you leave u physically abused kid
I'm gunnin' niggas wit a 9mm, u still shottin' wit a blunt knife makin' gun sounds
Ya distress ways make u a bi*cth, Alexpissu give this dude a ultrasound
Fu*ck livin in cells,my energy dwells off my enemies shelled
Bitch i'll crack your skull worse then the Liberty Bell
Simply I yell, cross my path i'ma crack ya bones fu*ck soldier boy
Cuz I'm Menike,I superman hoes like U, but dont call me Soulja boy[color=#990000][/color]

Menike grant me the mic

That punk is a close chapter cauze the wages of wackness is death
Am second 2 non i spit science that scientist aint figure yet
I punch his mouth in 2 his heart so that his rhymes be appealing
How u ontop son u silly cause u wrote your shit on the ceiling
A nameless gay heading for the throne is like a ghost looking 4 fame
You king is mission impossible like Hilary Clinton saying she got game
I got bars thats gon make u extinct punk switch to Tennis
This gay only cu ms when he watches Kelis

chasisgirl in da building
this cheek chasis got more game than the blackwall streets
cheeks' hotter than j-lo bakassi nigga eyes always bulge on leads
this punkass wankstas wanna test me nigga u deceased
lyrically am born to rep this, no other cheek can testis (test this)
i give seizures by leisure watch me stampede da hiphop culture
chasis is back ma silk all glossy my style all blazin like da jean couture
if these wankstars are all male then hiphop is def dying
true lies aint thru no need for u to try these boys are lying
if souljah boy killed hiphop this gay menike is a souljah boi wannabe
isnt he the first gayass that gives props to him, gay nigga got synergy
alexpussi this nigga tastes like sushi
watch me stick ma coochie into ur mommas oochie .


just a freestyle , no pre-s.
u heard?

yall better not confuse em
rhymes profane lke ether go head choke em

[center]Now the venomous lyrical python steps out to give doses
Flows clip-tag the bitch-ass spitting cums united with them panty hoses
been out the streets but my mind been stock with the hood
dust off the mics netcees disintegrate am back for food
My life is without fear cus' i brought extras when i left hell
Even if you are a krytonian freak you still will fcukin boil
Keep hating eat your intestine for my Indomie Noodles
you love poddles but you wont reconise one after you eat needles

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Hey Whatsup dudes,Alexpissu,Wordsmith,Mailmalc,tianshie,Menike,Shaz and all .Seems like there is a MURDER fight in here.

Worldbest where u been , nice one dawg.
@Menike
Be easy on that clown cause what u doing is straight murder.