BROS....SAY NA TRUE YARN BE THIS?
OK, Lets go:-

If Akala (Formal Oyo State Gov.) dey sell bleaching cream, Bros.... buy am, na original.
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If Babasuwe Recommend an Herbalist for you,No waste time ooooh, Na Confirm Babalawo e go be.
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If Tuface advertise Golden Circle to you, Bros eeeh, run for your life ooooh, Na fake.
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If Bisi Akade recommend a tooth paste, Pls, No doubt am ooooh, Na confirrrrrm.
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If Goodluck Jonathan say him no get shoe, No believe am, Tell am say your Slippers don tire you sef, You too wan become a shoeless President
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If T.B Joshuah Predict say you go become Nigeria President, No believe am oooh, but if he say you go die tommorrow, Bros!!! Run quick go cementary to buy your space before its too late
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If Yakubu see open net, No panic or Happppy at all, Leave am, he no go Score.
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If Terry G establish hospital for Yaba, No go there oooh, Na Ward 7 Psycho Patient go full there.
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If Obasanjo says "Good morning, Fellow Nigerians..." Abeg Check your window to confirm. E fit be Night oooh,
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If armed robbers rob Emirates Stadium, Dem no go see trophy steal. Na soo so Jersey full there, But e go be Original Shaa.
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If Alex Ferguson recommend chewing gum to you, grab am, I swear, na confirm.
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If NEPA tell you say Light don improve, Chei.....No believe them oooh, Metaphorically, Dem dey tell you say make you no betray your best friend...."CANDLE
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Tnk u! Wel don! Try again nxt tym! Pah! Pah! Pahpah! Pah.

Jaleelah Bisola: Tnk u! Wel don! Try again nxt tym! Pah! Pah! Pahpah! Pah.

Sisi Amebor, Must you let everyone know that Nigeria no easy, SMILE ....its a free world.
FYI this is not my joke, i copy paste it from a link on facebook, it is a crime to make this thread more interesting

If JENIFA(4rm d popular yoruba nollywood film) sell book on "HOW TO SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH"...no buy am o...na wash wash

If Boko haram organise free seminar on "A TERRORIST FREE NATION"...no go ooo and if yu do...na O.Y.O u dey

if police invite you for questioning, abeg carry money for pocket

nice one, if Banky W adverties cap. no buy o, na only him head d cap fit size...lol

Jeovy: if police invite you for questioning, abeg carry money for pocket

very true.

Miss Ktee: If JENIFA(4rm d popular yoruba nollywood film) sell book on "HOW TO SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH"...no buy am o...na wash wash

Jennifer is a graduate 4m d university of lagos. Being in d entertainment industry would make her do anything, dat does not portray her real person.

Huuunnn!!!

luv2talk:
Sisi Amebor, Must you let everyone know that Nigeria no easy, SMILE ....its a free world.
FYI this is not my joke, i copy paste it from a link on facebook, it is a crime to make this thread more interesting

waitin conscienc u? Na u get my mouth? Hordeh!

lol

It's true.

if jaleelah tell u joke, bros no anticipate, it wount be funny