Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist,
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.


Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the
response,

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading,


Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs, built the ark.
Professionals, built the Titanic


And Finally, can you imagine working for a business that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year,


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of the world in line!!!

Wow,
You sure got me there. I wonder what they will write about Nigerian lawmakers

Man! Dis is realy deep

why be say na so so bad things una dey see for people body?

Lol this is splendid.

why are u exposing me huh

Sentimental nonsense. You've totally disregarded probability laws and picked up one in a million scenarios.

Seen it b4 but it stil rocks