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I Go Kil Am Oh! by equlibrium(m): 3:11pm On Nov 17, 2007
If someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill himself, is it considered a hostage
situation? grin grin grin grin
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Migines(m): 5:46pm On Nov 17, 2007
If a person points a gun at his image in a mirror, is it attemted murder?
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 5:49pm On Nov 17, 2007
grin grin if policemen point a gun at their commander, it is order from above. I salute sir. grin. If armed robbers point guns at themselves is it suicidal.? grin grin grin
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Kaykerry(m): 6:21pm On Nov 17, 2007
If God points a gun at jesus?.what is it called
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 6:23pm On Nov 17, 2007
It is called sacrifice. I am not in agreement with that joke of yours it is called blasphemy.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Kaykerry(m): 6:29pm On Nov 17, 2007
God 4give me.thanks 4 correcting mi @monicamony
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2007
grin grin grin Let respect our creator and his son who died for us. That is all. No problem. grin grin grin grin maybe this will make u laugh small.

Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by equlibrium(m): 6:44pm On Nov 17, 2007
monicamony, why so funny?
wats the best way 2 end racism? kill every one!!!!!!
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 6:48pm On Nov 17, 2007
Love everybody can u do that? Love your neighbour as yourself? grin grin grin
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Naijagurly(f): 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2007
are you all thinking about suicide?
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Migines(m): 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2007
If datts d case then i can afford to hate ma self just to spill my dumb neighbour's guts.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Kaykerry(m): 6:56pm On Nov 17, 2007
Luv al dats wat d bible says
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by redredwyne(m): 10:27pm On Nov 17, 2007
If the clock strikes loudly behind someone's ears and he/she reacts suddenly (involuntarily) by hitting out at the clock, thus smashing it to smitherings, can he/she be accused of killing time? cry
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Naijagurly(f): 11:30pm On Nov 17, 2007
redredwyne:

If the clock strikes loudly behind someone's ears and he/she reacts suddenly (involuntarily) by hitting out at the clock, thus smashing it to smitherings, can he/she be accused of killing time? cry

No because a clock is not time, it just tells the time.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by topeteadr(m): 11:46pm On Nov 17, 2007
If u r asked 2 chose btw ur life or ur girlfren, if u chose ur girlfren; its murder, if u chose urs it's sucide.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 10:42am On Nov 18, 2007
wink Enough of murderous and sucidal attempts on anybody's part okay. grin grin grin
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Migines(m): 12:59pm On Nov 18, 2007
@naijagurl
i like u 4 1 thing, u've got deep tots baby. U think beyond even wen its not necessary buts datts a gud thing cuz,
*shruggs shoulders*
who knows
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 2:08pm On Nov 18, 2007
If a parked car hit someone is it car negligence? If a person hit a parked car is it called sleep walking?
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by mellow(m): 2:24pm On Nov 18, 2007
If a parked car hit someone, it is called recklessness

If a person hit a parked car it is called collision
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Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 2:35pm On Nov 18, 2007
;d ;d ;d
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Migines(m): 4:15pm On Nov 18, 2007
@mellow
either ways, where i come 4rm its called stupidity
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Monicamony(f): 5:33pm On Nov 18, 2007
undecided undecided
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by redredwyne(m): 11:44pm On Nov 18, 2007
The guy who's being accused of killing time has been accused wrongly because the clock struck first!
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by mimiko(f): 5:57am On Nov 19, 2007
phew am not feeling u guys here at all


mr Tope is here again
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by showbobo(m): 7:38am On Nov 19, 2007
mimiko:

phew am not feeling u guys here at all


mr Tope is here again

Is there any thread in this section you wont find Tope and Migines?
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by kronkykay(m): 8:26am On Nov 19, 2007
yeah!

you wont find them in the intelectuals section
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by temmysexy(f): 9:22am On Nov 19, 2007
kronkykay:

yeah!

you wont find them in the intelectuals section

lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy cool cool
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by topeteadr(m): 9:27am On Nov 19, 2007
Kronkay u're imposing a bounty hunter on ur head.
Now u know what mimi, anytime u see my posts on a thread, just move to the next one.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Nov 19, 2007
@mimie & teadr wats the beef btween u both
please stop being at each others throat embarassed anyway the path to real love is always stormy, but then u guys will come around wink

funny thread lol grin
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by Migines(m): 11:53am On Nov 19, 2007
I dont see anything close to love btw dis two guys.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by iwajay(m): 11:55am On Nov 19, 2007
@Kronky, grin grin

You go around looking for Mig's trouble. Me i'm not there o. Migs would always take his pound of flesh. As for tdear, we can neglect it.
Re: I Go Kil Am Oh! by freezy(m): 12:34pm On Nov 19, 2007
Migines:

I don't see anything close to love between this two guys.


You were meant to say "these", Migines! See what happens when you frolick with redundant/retarded pips?

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