A hot secetary came out angrily from her boss office.
Her colleage asked : what happened? U went inside in a happy mood. She replied : he asked me, are u free tonight?
And i said, absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45pages to type.



Similarities of BAR & BRA.
-both have same letters
-both are drinking zones
-both have restricted time of opening and closing
-when both are opened, men go crazy

Joke backfires (copy cat)


A pastor attended a conference. At the conference, one bold dynamic speaker approached the pulpit and gathering the crowds attention, he said "the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasnt my wife" the crowd were shocked and he followed up by saying "and that woman was my mother" then the crowd burst into laughter and he finished his speech which quite went well.
Next sunday the pastor wanted to share the joke to liven his sermon. He tried to remember the joke as he steped on the pulpit but it became foggy. Grabbing the microphone, he said loudly. "the greatest years of my life was spent in the arms of a woman that wasnt my wife" the congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there 4 10secs trying to recall the other half of the joke. The pastor finally blurted out, ".....and i cant remember who she was"

Nice one lol

joke don suffer no be small.

mikuz: joke don suffer no be small.

nw dts d real Joke. . . . Welcome back

Must u copy jokes that have been posted more than å million times?

bunmioguns:


nw dts d real Joke. . . . Welcome back

na wa o, everybody just disappear!

Why are nairalanders uncreative?

mikuz: na wa o, everybody just disappear!

LOL. . . .no be everybody go be like Mukina nw. . . . .

bunmioguns:


LOL. . . .no be everybody go be like Mukina nw. . . . .

hehehe . . .