Has satellites for ears.

Lol@ Ade

@Buiser, has webbed hands and feet

Hw did she get 2 knw dat!!!! actually, it's cos she also has it. They'r 'partners in swimming'

is a ladies man...

^^ Has tried "sampling" most guys on NL, when it got to Adeks turn, he lost his ere.ct.ion when he entered the bottomless "Red Sea"

she still thinks givin someone head makes her a "Big girl"

Has never received a BJ in his life

Doles it out @ will

SIDE NOTE: It's nyc 2 c risky back... honestly i thut he had bn kidnapped (sori adult-napped). still expecting Mynd though...

@risky, nawa o! u fired two shots only for me? i'm flattered

back to the post..... adeks galfriend is pregnant for the 11th time, the poor dude keeps scoring goals!

^^ she can't cook

@Sweetchiks lolz. @cindy is her partner in crime

Hez w@nking right now

Shez eating raw cassava with pure water

Still plays 'ten-ten' and 'suwee' wit swtchks, ijebabe, risky and mynd @ dis age! old habits die hard...

Never had anyone to play with

She is d best of d lot

So lonely. Wishes he was me.

Bald

Sends strangers pics of her n[i]i[/i]pples

Shez not my baby

Has a sagging [b]a[/b]ss

She doesn't like doggy style

Lol, you know what I like

Tapes his man boobs underneath his clothes so as not to confuse people

Yeah i know very well

kiss her passionately

Stalking d right gal on NL

Fantasizes of french kissing Risky

Still confused about his/her gender. Probably has the sword and a sheath.

Awww, someone is still in puberty. How are you handling those wet dreams?

lol... he's trying. bt i'm sure he'll get over it if u can give him jst one dose of ur specialty ma'am. 'A HEAD'