ijebabe: Gossips and giggles like a 13 year old girl

My partner in crime.
P.S: She's been having a crush on me since i was 13. drop it now, haba!!!

Adeks: My partner in crime.
P.S: She's been having a crush on me since i was 13. drop it now, haba!!!

he's my rich twin brother.
he's about to write me a check for one million.

BelaMorena:

he's my rich twin brother.
he's about to write me a check for one million.

*smh* Definitely high on cannabis

Can't even run for his life.

Xionez: Can't even run for his life.

Heard u were e-kidnapped all dis while. thank God u've been released. sorry i cldn't 'visited'... oh sorry, 'visit' u, i was busy collecting my own share of d e-ransom.

I don't have that urge to squeeze his neck.

He sleeps wit his sista

She's always so Hot that she r*pes her younger broda

He sill urinates on his pants

Still in Primary 6

She was banned from NL alongside Risky Mallam for mentioning NL's unmentionable Nigerian staple food. *still wonders why ppl should not mention g.a.r.r.iiii on NL*

Someone's been banned as well

ijebabe: Someone's been banned as well

I know u meant Xionez.

Ban who?. . . Me?. . .I laugh the Obama laugh.
Anyways, Adeks, how is your wife?. I hope he is doing fine.

At 40 you never marry. Dey dia!

@ 65 u neva marry u sef dey dia

See who's talking... Metuselah! I laugh in Al Queda!!!

Likes staring at lizards

No personality

her laughter sounds like a goat sneezing.

Snacks on geckos

Kisses a worn out photo of Chris Hemsworth every night.

Has read and watched all the Twilight series. Calls himself Bella privately...

Okay Okay, I accept.
Come to my place by 9pm with the movie.
And don't try that your tease again or so help me God, I would fling that romantic movie out the window.
The last time you did that thing you called LITTLE tease, I nearly did something rash.
I wouldn't be held liable for any actions here on out.
And get your cardigan. Its gonna be cold today and I don't fancy being tortured by feminine heat.

His dreams feel like reality, he can't tell the difference

My friend, shattap.

The time I was toasting yoü, you were doing me shakira. .abi na shakara una dey call am. Did anyone hear my voice?
Now I'm giving you a taste of ya own medicine, you come here and start to para up and down.

And please don't come to my place and get tipsy. My humble abode isn't a Beer Joint.
Next thing now, you will say I call myself Jacob like you just did now.

He would never take advantage of a drunk girl in his house.
Mommy would be so proud of you

Why wouldn't she proud.
If you can get tipsy on table wine, I wonder what will happen when you take Vodka.
Probably dance azonto on my roof.

When you can't afford juice you're talking about wine and vodka!
BTW, I dance Kukere!

Loves to kiss girls

How is that so.
I brought juice, but you insisted on wine.
Decided on the Golden Oak table wine and the Beluga Vodka for you. I was suprised when you said you were acting tipsy and the Golden Oak was half empty.
Anyway sha, all this na story. Not that you'll remember or anything.

BTW how can a drunk person know she was dancing kukere.
That wasn't kukere.