his lips are rolled over
in an attempt to flee from
his foul smelling mouth

Sleeps in a 'coffin'

Takes a pic of his shít after shittìng

J12: Takes a pic of his shít after shittìng

Ehhn now! so as to give it 2 u; since dat's wat turns u on nd makes u get to d peak while squeezing 'down there'

gets high on dried shyt

Has the voice pitch of a chipmunk

has bow legs so bad her azss lobes never cone in contact

Buck Teeth

fore head so long its longer than his foot

^^ Is actually talking about himself, before he went for surgery. Which necessitated the removal of some part of his fore-brain .

thinks we didn't notice that his skin is so dry it defaces smooth surfaces

So Risky was freed by d kidnappers @last. i'm jst curious as to who paid d ransom cos last time i checked, his family was soo happy he's gone.
@Dubem is a houseboy: he likes peeping @his boss' wife in d TOILET!!!

i equally know you cut the bathroom discharge pipe downstairs and fetch the water she has already used for her bath to have ur bath with

That's his latest fantasy

Uses his preek to lift weights

ijebabe: Uses his preek to lift weights

Coincidentally, she was d first weight i ever lifted with it. Right from 'down there' lols

...only to wake up and discover he had 'wet dreams' so bad i think he had wet the bed previously or that thing na ordinary water.

The poster above me is a very nice and intelligent fellow.

Nickydrake: The poster above me is a very nice and intelligent fellow.

Not as intelligent as you

Nor you

Never wears skirts that are more than 3 cm long

Sags his trousers

ijebabe: ^^ Stop drinking ur urine

hello size fifty,how's the project?

Adeks: Sags his trousers

...ass one cm above knee joint

He's allergic to beautiful girls

Only eats the balls of animals. Fantasizes about eating human balls one day.

ijebabe: Only eats the balls of animals. Fantasizes about eating human balls one day.

Ije baby! why u kom do dis kain tin now? u know sey na you introduce me to d trade now!

Adeks: Ije baby! why u kom do dis kain tin now? u know sey na you introduce me to d trade now!

gets high on his own urine

dubem3:

gets high on his own urine

I know you're definitely at work this time, so i wont tell any lie against you, night guard.

Adeks: I know you're definitely at work this time, so i wont tell any lie against you, night guard.

i almost shot your azz, tot you where taking a shyte
just realised you talk outta your azz

Makes s3x boring

Never fúcked a dìck longer than 2 inches.