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| Presidential Joke by Nobody: 7:15am On May 27, 2012 |
Am back and better in d jokes section... President Jonathan was on a trip to Britain and met with d queen of England. 'i want to make Nigeria d best country',he told d queen. Its simple,d queen told him. 'Jst surround urself wit intelligent people' jonathan was impressed and asked, 'how do i know intelligent people'.. By their IQ,said d queen as she called David Cameron to come n see her. Cameron arrived and d queen asked him. "ur parents gave birth 2 a child,if its nt ur broda or ur sista wat is it? Almost Immediately,he replied 'Its Me'. Correct said d queen and she asked Jonathan to repeat d trick Jonathan arrived Abuja,saw Sambo and asked him d same questn. "if ur parents gave birth to a child and its nt ur broda or ur sista,wat is it? Sambo thought 4 a moment and told jonathan to give him 30mins. He went round aso-rock asking every staff d same questn bt none knew it. Just as he was heading back in disppointment,he saw Dora Akunyili and asked her d same questn. Dora immediately answered, "Its Me" sambo went back 2 Jonatha and told him, ' i hav gotten d answer, its Dora Akunyili' ...Jonathan got angry and Shouted, " You Dummy,its nt Dora Akunyili, Its David Cameron" Na Joke o 1 Like |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Years(m): 12:13pm On May 27, 2012 |
lwkm... very very funny in this kind of situation we've found ourselves. |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
314 views only 1 comment!! Na like dis una hate me? Upon as d tin funny reach |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Lagusta(m): 11:27pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
Harbioollah: 314 views sorry bros, its just dat ur joke has been copied and pasted so many times, i hav even crammed it |
| Re: Presidential Joke by bashydemy(m): 2:50am On Jun 02, 2012 |
Seen more than 5times but nice one sha |
| Re: Presidential Joke by coalcoal1(m): 3:36pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
nice one |
| Re: Presidential Joke by youngsoye(m): 4:45pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Nice 1 there |
| Re: Presidential Joke by StarrMatthieu: 6:04pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]lol |
| Re: Presidential Joke by tblaze001: 12:31pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
Lol.... U too much    |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Showlay(m): 1:40pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
| very nice one jare i like this joke |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Murphy7h4: 3:05pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]so excited! |
| Re: Presidential Joke by iJAY1: 10:38pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
Laugh wan kil me die! Ur jok 2 bad |
| Re: Presidential Joke by Joseph28: 3:19am On Jun 05, 2012 |
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]great |
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