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Computer Poem by ptaller(m): 11:48pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-in. floppy You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu. I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead. |
Re: Computer Poem by Migines(m): 12:11am On Nov 20, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Computer Poem by Naijagurly(f): 3:17am On Nov 20, 2007 |
i don't get how this is funny its nice, but not funny |
Re: Computer Poem by Migines(m): 8:48am On Nov 20, 2007 |
@naijagurl luks lyk u hvent accepted urself yet. This things cant be funny to u. |
Re: Computer Poem by temmysexy(f): 10:29am On Nov 20, 2007 |
Naijagurly: u r something else . u bring so much fun to any thread cos u never seem to get anything and the replies u get from pple cracks my ribs @ migines na today |
Re: Computer Poem by Ninjabyte(m): 10:48am On Nov 20, 2007 |
Nice one lad I bet a CPU used to mean a life revival technique used by first aiders Now, Naijagurly, what r we gonna do about u? Come lemme give u a dose of Humour Booster pills |
Re: Computer Poem by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Nov 20, 2007 |
funyyy lol, i dont pray for my pc to crash, coz it it does am finished |
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