Amen or not, protocol or not,quota or constitution God had answer the prayer, Abati you are the grandfather of corruption, mind you the owner of Amen is he that owns your life. We are educated wooo, we read the bible and the constitution as well. We've never had these during OBJ, abi your God get number of Amen for president? Stop abusing your faith Pls.

~Bluetooth:


That is why jonathan had to come out with a stu-pid excuse since there is no empirical answer to the question ! Dig it ?

U still don't get it. This story we are reading now was made up by wazobia just for fun. In real life, no Abati or GEJ said anytin abt any number of amens. The story is fake, understand?
U no even dey understand d whole joke sef.

ZUBY77: though, the story is a joke but this Rueben Abati reminds me of Squealer in Animal farm.
I had my laugh and thats more important to me,

Squealer with its red ribbon tied to its tail. That's similar to Dr. Abatti's tie.
Frankly, i didn't find the joke funny, one bit. I don't like it when the President is ridicled, i don't mind objective criticism though.

Why will he say amen.....wen the preacher .....prayer points dem too dey harsh.....Eg .."'Any Corrupt leader sumersault and die....'"se u fit say amen to that knd of prayer..lol..i beggy make uuna leave mata for Mattias jare..!
Lol...

blacksta: Oya beaf come and interpret

i never understand what this dullard is talking about - I never knew we have protocol not to say amen - for so called christian president.

i think it has something to do with the sharia law crap, no offense to muslims, but it seems everywhere sharia is, islam gets special treatment, because if he said amen, he would have been accused of having favouritism towards christians over muslims by muslim leaders. Man how i wish this stupid constitution would be destroyed sometimes.

Na wao, gud-lock get numba of amens to say. Dis issue no be joke, abeg make we dey pray o, voodoos don take ova dis country. Antichrist in disguise. Shameless abati, mumu. May angel michael strike u wit his weapon. Amin.

GEJ to tell 9ja dat amen limits now included in section 419 of Nigerian Leaders Religious Guide (NILRG).
Ridiculous story, ridiculous coment, a sick Country. God s watching!
Infacti, I don vex! My head dey hot 4 ds currupt govt...I wan climb tree.
Llubbish.

can't believe beaf hasn't commented yet..well...i tell you wat...a revolution is on d way!!!God will heal our land...anoda tin is lets pray for dis country..our liberty is near..i can see it...God bless you all...

[size=15pt]Kai, Nairalanders don disgrace me ooo. So majority of people here dont know the meaning of 'Satire'?? Chei,Chei, Chei...and they are busy wondering how a clueless man with no shoes became their President.

Many Nairalander don fall my hand today; i will keep a record of all the Nairalanders on this thread who bought this story. So that tomorrow if they open their dirty mouths to insult the president or other nairalanders in a future thread,i'll point out their mumuism to them.
Chei,chei,chei [/size]

publisher: [size=15pt]Kai, Nairalanders don disgrace me ooo. So majority of people here dont know the meaning of 'Satire'?? Chei,Chei, Chei...and they are busy wondering how a clueless man with no shoes became their President.

Many Nairalander don fall my hand today; chei,chei [/size]

So embarrassing and they are so quick to insult the President even when their show of ignorance is appealing. Do these people read news at all?

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ABEG OOO WETIN DEY HAPPEN AHN AHN THIS IS VERY SERIUOS OO... ARE YOU GUYS OBSERVING THAT BEAF IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUIET ON ISSUES CONCERNING OUR NUMBER 1 SLOWSPOKE.......AHA AHN BEAF ABEG DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!!! BE YOUR NORMAL SELF JUMP OUT AND DEFEND YOUR MAN AS USUAL WITH THE SAME INTENSITY AND VIGOUR YOU USE TO DO IT.. BRING OUT YOUR STRONG ARGUEMENTS ......


NA WA SOME THINGS ARE JUST H-A-R-D TO DEFEND SHA ......

BEAF DONT WORRY JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT THIS ONCE! ONLY THIS ONCE OOO

diz fool dat claims 2 me defending gej wil soon c his doom very soon bkos i bliv strongly dat gej shock wen he hear wetin abbati talk .

Oga Beaf, how nah?

~Bluetooth:


Where is prophet beaf ?

Too bad you fell for this

Wazobia Reporter don go far



ABATI "I NEVER GAVE ANY EXPLANATION FOR REV. AKINOLA'S PRAYERS" www.naijapundit.com/news/abati-i-never-gave-any-explanation-for-rev-akinola-s-prayers

peruso: FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ABEG OOO WETIN DEY HAPPEN AHN AHN THIS IS VERY SERIUOS OO... ARE YOU GUYS OBSERVING THAT BEAF IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUIET ON ISSUES CONCERNING OUR NUMBER 1 SLOWSPOKE.......AHA AHN BEAF ABEG DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!!! BE YOUR NORMAL SELF JUMP OUT AND DEFEND YOUR MAN AS USUAL WITH THE SAME INTENSITY AND VIGOUR YOU USE TO DO IT.. BRING OUT YOUR STRONG ARGUEMENTS ......


NA WA SOME THINGS ARE JUST H-A-R-D TO DEFEND SHA ......

BEAF DONT WORRY JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT THIS ONCE! ONLY THIS ONCE OOO

No it is you who cannot identify a standalone satire that should cover your face.

peruso: FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ABEG OOO WETIN DEY HAPPEN AHN AHN THIS IS VERY SERIUOS OO... ARE YOU GUYS OBSERVING THAT BEAF IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUIET ON ISSUES CONCERNING OUR NUMBER 1 SLOWSPOKE.......AHA AHN BEAF ABEG DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!!! BE YOUR NORMAL SELF JUMP OUT AND DEFEND YOUR MAN AS USUAL WITH THE SAME INTENSITY AND VIGOUR YOU USE TO DO IT.. BRING OUT YOUR STRONG ARGUEMENTS ......


NA WA SOME THINGS ARE JUST H-A-R-D TO DEFEND SHA ......

BEAF DONT WORRY JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT THIS ONCE! ONLY THIS ONCE OOO

aneldaking: diz fool dat claims 2 me defending gej wil soon c his doom very soon bkos i bliv strongly dat gej shock wen he hear wetin abbati talk .

Chyz*:
Oga Beaf, how nah?

Where una go hide una brain . . .Una never still get sense even for this late hour . . .make i hear una dey form "Cluefull" yabbing for land again . . .

I notice that most of the mumu people who actualy believe this story are Yoruba.. Does this show how stupid and clueless these yoruba people are...#NoOffense,JstAskin

Smh @ thread

Abuja– Spokesperson for President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has responded to accusations that Jonathan and members of his cabal refused to say amen to at this weekend’s democracy day Church Service when the preacher offered a prayerful curse against corruption amongst public officials.

Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati revealed aspects of protocol that are not widely known outside Government circles, and which would explain why Mr President and ministers didn’t say Amen to the prayer by Most Reverend Peter Akinola, committing corrupt politicians to the court of God.

According to him, it is a long standing presidential protocol that during Church or Mosque services, the President only offers a fixed number of amens or amis, as the case may be.

The Reverend had offered many prayers and demanded many amens prior to the contentious one, Abati explained, the result of which was that the day’s quota of amens had been used up.

“Why?” asked the spokesperson, “would President not say amen to a prayer against corruption?”

He advised preachers, pastors, imams etc, to familiarise themselves with government protocol and to also limit the length of their prayers and sermons.

“It is the same people accusing the President of not saying amen to anti-corruption prayer that would be accusing him of favouritism if he had broken with protocol and said more amens than is allowed by constitution,” Abati said.

Na wah Oo! Amen limits still dey for Constitution? Nothing we nor go see for this Nigeria. This country is in shambles and may break up to fragments in 2015. God take control!

Wow national Quota of Amen reached? Splendid! Maybe that is why the constitution allows for enough rogues and arm robbers to go to polities unlimited like MTN BIS. Nigeria doesn't know how to lie pretty good. We need honorable Patrick to analyse this in his lab of english science

I still dey laugh oh.... When Gen Buhari talks, una go say he just dey rant. I weep for Nigeria.

Dis rueben is more foolish dan his jona of a master, neva knew dat our constitution put a sanction on d use of 'amen'. May there neva be amen 2 anytin gud in there life.

iluvnaija: Abuja– Spokesperson for President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has responded to accusations that Jonathan and members of his cabal refused to say amen to at this weekend’s democracy day Church Service when the preacher offered a prayerful curse against corruption amongst public officials.

Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati revealed aspects of protocol that are not widely known outside Government circles, and which would explain why Mr President and ministers didn’t say Amen to the prayer by Most Reverend Peter Akinola, committing corrupt politicians to the court of God.

According to him, it is a long standing presidential protocol that during Church or Mosque services, the President only offers a fixed number of amens or amis, as the case may be.

The Reverend had offered many prayers and demanded many amens prior to the contentious one, Abati explained, the result of which was that the day’s quota of amens had been used up.

“Why?” asked the spokesperson, “would President not say amen to a prayer against corruption?”

He advised preachers, pastors, imams etc, to familiarise themselves with government protocol and to also limit the length of their prayers and sermons.

“It is the same people accusing the President of not saying amen to anti-corruption prayer that would be accusing him of favouritism if he had broken with protocol and said more amens than is allowed by constitution,” Abati said.

-Jowo Mabinu


Source: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Reuben-Abati-explains-why-The-President-didnt-say-Amen-to-Anti-Corruption-Prayer

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Whers ds Abati from eh! Wat sort of person is ds,even al-mustapha dnt defend abacha like this.al I know is that d day of reckonin is coming soon

ogugua88:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt" -Abraham Lincoln.

Considering that this piece of "news" is from a well know spoof website, how does this quote apply to you?

publisher: So majority of people here dont know the meaning of 'Satire'?

You are asking for a whole lot of trouble if you try to engage or entertain dullards with such food for intellectuals as satire. Some have described such an endeavor as " pearls before swine". Believe you me; I know first hand.

dis is a clarion call to all you guys who get into arguments with ppe on NL,desist from it.there r lots of 'unsmart' pple online these days.imagine how dull one has to b in d 1st place to believe dis joke of a story.then imagine how panaDULL one has to be to keep believing it when so many posters r shouting dt it is a JOKE

meehn there z gotta b alot of protocols in dat office bt i think we realy needed dat ur last Amen..anyway kip it 4 another day mayb wen U̶̲̥̅̊ re praying over ur meal.

D same God he knelt down 4 n over said his amens wen he was seekin dis office? Henceforth all d invited pastors 2 any occassion shld start wit powerful anticorruption prayers b4 dis demi god will exhaust his. Unbelievable honestly now thinkn dey r smarter dan God.

logica: Considering that this piece of "news" is from a well know spoof website, how does this quote apply to you?

If you read the whole thread, then you would've known that I later realized that the piece was a spoof. I don't frequent Wazobia. Nowhere in OP's post is satire mentioned. Nowhere on the homepage is satire mentioned next to the link for this page. I didn't check the source. My bad. I don't think fuel price or your security was affected by my error though.