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Men - Maxine! by Mamajama(m): 5:44pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me, " ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first? The dog , of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------ ------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning , God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then , neither God nor Man has rested. ---------- --------------------------------------------------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who like to laugh. AND MAXINE SAYS, |
Re: Men - Maxine! by Migines(m): 5:55pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Men - Maxine! by clemcykul(f): 1:45pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
datss fonny women wish we could do widout them |
Re: Men - Maxine! by brimbrack(m): 1:51pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
even though i had seen this b4 i still had a gr8 laugh. |
Re: Men - Maxine! by jennie1(f): 4:35pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
Not amusing, bla bla bla |
Re: Men - Maxine! by ituen(m): 10:39am On Nov 22, 2007 |
I'm wit u jennie |
Re: Men - Maxine! by GeeCee(m): 12:01pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Mamajama: Just can't helping laffing |
Re: Men - Maxine! by freezy(m): 12:18pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
LOL! |
Re: Men - Maxine! by ademiller(f): 7:09pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
@maxine u dawg |
Re: Men - Maxine! by GeeCee(m): 3:58pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
:p |
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