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| Romance Mathematics by mabellarry: 9:24am On Apr 01, 2006 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss +smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay N2, 000.00 for a N1, 000.00 item he needs. A woman will pay N1,000.00 for a N2,000.00 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about t he future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by glamour(f): 12:04am On Apr 06, 2006 |
this is intresting  |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by rilla64: 10:07pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
 Gimmme more!!!!! |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Rhodalyn(f): 10:09pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
moreeeeee baby, moreeeeeeeee  |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Oracle(m): 1:03am On Apr 08, 2006 |
wow where did u get that |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Scopium: 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]This is sooooooooooooooo funny especially the Happiness, Longevity and Getting Married part. [/size] |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 6:08pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
lol good stuff |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Encomium(m): 6:31pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
This is indeed a well calculated and aticulated stuff, more greese to your elbow. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 1:21am On Mar 03, 2009 |
@Topic; Not all comprehend em' content. Lol. Perfect Arithmetics. More pls. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Mimi91(f): 9:17am On Mar 03, 2009 |
U crack me up! Dats tight! Rily tight. Give me more girl |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by steve49ja(m): 9:35am On Mar 03, 2009 |
Am impressed! |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 12:02pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
giv it to me again |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by benlegacy(m): 12:35pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
wow you too much guy, more of this plz, i guess you're smart man??  |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by IykeD(m): 12:33am On Mar 04, 2009 |
These stuffs have been there for ages, pls always quote source. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by tpia: 3:14pm On Mar 04, 2009 |
nice. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by yme1(f): 3:31pm On Mar 04, 2009 |
wow, |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by jaleyne: 12:54am On Mar 05, 2009 |
lol too funny |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by lancevader(m): 12:57am On Mar 05, 2009 |
nayu sabiiiii |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by ITbomb(m): 8:00pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
Just had to bring this up |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Coolabbie: 8:18pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
Now dis is more like it. Loved it. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by spawnx: 9:56pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
I like the aunt part, think i ll start it with those bugging fam |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Dsense(m): 10:05pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
OP This makes sense to me really.Gimme more.U tried. |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by Moyola(f): 10:20pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
Hhehehehe! |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by StRichy(m): 5:03am On Nov 08, 2010 |
@Poster tanx 4d time u invested on the research. so Nigerians can go an extra mile when it comes to love. lets also practice what we learn |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by StRichy(m): 5:24am On Nov 08, 2010 |
i'm suprised our N/L ladies like it. so una like gud tins yet, |
| Re: Romance Mathematics by mediatrix8(f): 5:33am On Nov 08, 2010 |
This is cool , and some may or may not be true and again, It depends on the person managing his/her own life |
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