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A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 12:27pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up and says, "Honey, I can explain!" "As I was coming homefrom the golf course, I saw this poor helpless girl on the side of the road. So I gave her a ride and asked her where she was going. She said she had no where to go and hadn't eaten anything in three days. I felt so sorry for her that I brought her home and gave her something to eat. While she was eating, I noticed she had no shoes so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't use anymore. Then I noticed her clothes were worn, so I gave her one of your dresses that you don't use anymore. As she was ready to leave, she turned to me and said, . . . . . . . . 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'" . . . . . . . The Woman Fell Into Comma |
Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 1:02pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
TO HELL WITH IT . .A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asks, "What size?" The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes." "Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?" "Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers. The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his dick by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When the they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?" The man replies, "To hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!". . . . |
Re: A Girls First Time by bingbagbo(m): 1:05pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
joke grading:A REMARKS: YOU ARE TOO GOOD REWARD: 3 bottles of pure water. . |
Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 3:01pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: joke grading:A . . . How do u knw am really thirsty... |
Re: A Girls First Time by youngsoye(m): 4:54pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
bunmioguns: TO HELL WITH IThehehehe. U got me laffin really hard |
Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 11:27am On Jun 03, 2012 |
youngsoye: hehehehe. U got me laffin really hard. . Keep lafffing jare My Guy |
Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 11:30am On Jun 03, 2012 |
A Girls First Time . . . As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells youto trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open widerto give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you,you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. . . . . . . . . . You smile and thank your dentist. . . . After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . . . . . Naughty, Naughty! Excuse me, . . . . . . , . . What were you thinkin'? |
Re: A Girls First Time by Vivly(f): 7:23pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist. |
Re: A Girls First Time by mcnepow(m): 9:18pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.One hellaf a horrny chic |
Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 11:23pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist. LOL. . . . . Naughty chic |
Re: A Girls First Time by purpinkx(m): 8:03am On Jun 04, 2012 |
Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.thankx 4 turning me in |
Re: A Girls First Time by Murphy7h4: 3:07pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
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Re: A Girls First Time by bunmioguns(m): 4:25pm On Jun 05, 2012 |
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