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Rules by realsammie(m): 10:37pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any trouble from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not. |
Re: Rules by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:08pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
This is an old joke and diz is my comment about it . . . . . . . . . . . what trash..., |
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