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Into The Future by Migines(m): 2:03pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Into The Future Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056, Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped! Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine |
Re: Into The Future by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Nov 23, 2007 |
GAD forbid lol ill be glad to attain that age |
Re: Into The Future by ayusman16(m): 11:41am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Trying to laff |
Re: Into The Future by Migines(m): 1:24pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
Wen u finally get the pork down ur throat then u'll laf. |
Re: Into The Future by sussy1(f): 3:42pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
This one na God forbid |
Re: Into The Future by adjain(m): 7:21pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
That is how it is in the future. That is why I built the time machine that brought me back to the past. My name is Arnold Schwarzenneger and I am chasing the Terminator (or am I the Terminator?). Anyway, the life in the future is bad. I advise you guys, give up science and go back to the days of hoe and cutlass. |
Re: Into The Future by Migines(m): 8:58am On Dec 05, 2007 |
Gud luck |
Re: Into The Future by temmysexy(f): 1:20pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
hmmm |
Re: Into The Future by kaka23(f): 3:24pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
still trying to laugh |
Re: Into The Future by Migines(m): 7:03pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
Kip trying, u'll get der. |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 7:14pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
migs i dont seem to get the joke. |
Re: Into The Future by Migines(m): 7:49pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
Wait 4 d future. |
Re: Into The Future by Phiniter(m): 11:06am On Dec 10, 2007 |
this isn't funny, its sacry Owwh *hides in under the bed* men I would rather become a priest now, so I'd not have to give birth to children that will suffer this kinda things , I become a missionary priest so id die before the time, this is serious?? |
Re: Into The Future by saucekid(m): 3:57pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
@ phiniter, you wish is granted |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
@phiniter ur wish is granted, so u can start dreaming 'bout my sugadear when u're in heaven. |
Re: Into The Future by Phiniter(m): 9:35am On Dec 13, 2007 |
Well thanks for granting my wish, *Grant Ko, Grant Ni* Well I was only Joking, you don't think I'd leave My suga baibe and go anywhere, well You must be kidding *Falls asleep, and finds himself dreaming again, Its high time I shot the hell outta TT's head* |
Re: Into The Future by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Dec 13, 2007 |
yeah phiniter shooot da hell out of TT's head, but keep the head intact after shutn out the hell |
Re: Into The Future by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Dec 13, 2007 |
yeah phiniter shooot da hell out of TT's head, but keep the head intact after shutn out the hell |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 3:26pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Phiniter, i guess that wuld only happen in ur after life. |
Re: Into The Future by Phiniter(m): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Must I always go with my weapons any where I go just because of this silly person?? |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 5:31pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
I hope u're not talking 'bott me. |
Re: Into The Future by saucekid(m): 5:33pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
*seemed to me like he was* |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 5:43pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Then he'd better be dead. |
Re: Into The Future by saucekid(m): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
provides TT with every weapon for mass destruction |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 12:40am On Dec 16, 2007 |
That guy/gal's in trouble. |
Re: Into The Future by cecipopula(f): 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
God forbid bad thing |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Wonder wat migines is doing in da future. |
Re: Into The Future by Migines(m): 4:24pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
I went to check if u ever matured. |
Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 4:28pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Seems a mice is nibbling on ur brain. |
Re: Into The Future by gunpoint(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
In the future, i reign ova all Mig can confirm So wether u bow nw or bow lata, u all will bow!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Into The Future by topeteadr(m): 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Gunpoint u luv 2 dream. |
Re: Into The Future by gunpoint(m): 6:53am On Dec 18, 2007 |
tope teadr, dreams r wat u hav wen the future is shakey, dis is a VISION, Migs as bin dere, he has seen a glimse of it!!! U hear dat, TESTIFY Migs!!!
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