femoint007: @psoto,u knw get choice dan to follow me oo,am ready to go to sokoto,is beter u accept it or u go to borno,or else i wl tel d prophet in d house to seal and confirm it.hw has been ur day dear?,i hpe u stil dey fast?.

Hehehe...Ara ilu Nairaland e gba mi oooo. There's a kidnapper I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house wit d name femoint. He wants τ̅☺ take me τ̅☺ d north by force o. Pls come τ̅☺ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ rescue o. Na by force τ̅☺ do?lol...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ day has been fine, got back τ̅☺ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ home zone today. I still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fast o. Lol...

Gods-child:

Nna Mehn!...Dry Fasting?...Can't we postpone it?...Okay, how many days will it last?...Please can farmers be exempted?...Nawao!

Now God's Child, don't allow me τ̅☺ vex o. R farmers pregnant? Didn't u see dat I exempted on pregnant women?lol...hunger don fire ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏...ebinna.lmao...

ik121: i don open ds new page... mek i go sleep dey wait till Gods-child go com bac from farm. abeg bros wake me if u com bac from farm. *yawnning*

But bros why now?...Me I carry my empty belle go farm go early momo...you sidown for house say sleep dey catch you for 11AM!...you go night vigil?...Anywayz, dem say fasting dey sha but 6 go soon knack...If you go manage break with roasted corn...you no kuku fast sef!

Everybody, I brought gala n plantain chips frm ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ trip o. Buh na Ik I meet firdt as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come. N as u all knw, he was seriously waiting for God's Child τ̅☺ bring food frm d farm. As God's child ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ do τ̅☺ come back quick, IK offered τ̅☺ help me wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bag. Before I knew wat was happening all d tinz had disappeared. As expected, IK had disappeared also. #IDidntSayAnything o. I only said I can't find both IK and d tinz I bought. #LipsSealed...

psoto:
Now God's Child, don't allow me τ̅☺ vex o. R farmers pregnant? Didn't u see dat I exempted on pregnant women?lol...hunger don fire ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏...ebinna.lmao...

So you dey laugh me abi?...No wahala, 6 o'clock don almost reach...If guys no see food break our fast ehn!...You no fit imagine wetin combination of Ex-University Dons go do oooh!...5 more minutes.

ik121: sorri cy09 i 4get include ur name, but i c u servin in Delta state, warri precisely, in 1 of the oil coys but e get 1 warri babe wey go dey show u pepper lol, so becarful wit warri babes

Guy u try with ur prophecy, Delta has been like a second home to me. Even my best friend is from DT (as we call it)...Would have loved to serve there if i was not engaged in any work, but as it stands na Lasgidi tinz o!...Even if it means working it (which i must n will certainly do)...In the Batch B posting i was posted to Kebbi tnk God say i get d issue wey i get @ dat time cos even if i consider going na only camping i for go for only...Anyhow sha, believing everything will work out this time around...As 4 d DT parole i fit go dia go flex wt my guy who is presently in camp, dat is after am done wt camping.

psoto: Everybody, I brought gala n plantain chips frm ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ trip o. Buh na Ik I meet firdt as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come. N as u all knw, he was seriously waiting for God's Child τ̅☺ bring food frm d farm. As God's child ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ do τ̅☺ come back quick, IK offered τ̅☺ help me wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bag. Before I knew wat was happening all d tinz had disappeared. As expected, IK had disappeared also. #IDidntSayAnything o. I only said I can't find both IK and d tinz I bought. #LipsSealed...

Hehehehhehehe!...kasala wan burst for this evening sha!....IK is that true?...even so, PSOTO we go still hold you responsible ooo...Ha!...GALA & PLANTAIN CHIPS!!...when I chop gala last?....EYE KAY!!!!!

Its 6 O'Clock.....PSOTO!!!....EYE KAY!!!.....Aluta wan happen this evening sha. Chei!

Gods-child, welcome back big boss...Aw today go na?...psoto, psoto, psotoooo, aw many i call u?...go find wetin guyz go chop or....

psoto: Everybody, I brought gala n plantain chips frm ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ trip o. Buh na Ik I meet firdt as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come. N as u all knw, he was seriously waiting for God's Child τ̅☺ bring food frm d farm. As God's child ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ do τ̅☺ come back quick, IK offered τ̅☺ help me wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bag. Before I knew wat was happening all d tinz had disappeared. As expected, IK had disappeared also. #IDidntSayAnything o. I only said I can't find both IK and d tinz I bought. #LipsSealed...

Am sure this is 6pm news u r reading...u better do sumfin before we devour u!

ik121: PROPHESY 101: ik121, sexyify and psoto will be posted to abuja for dia orientation camp, therafter they ll do dia PPA in ministry of finance, works and education respectively n abuja. femoint007 will serve in sokoto abi sakwoto(not a BH state) and will fall n luv with his landlords daughter. lol, na dis him landlord daughter wey no fit speak english go make am BIGBOY, lmao! banttieman will serve in kano(a BH state) but with Gods protection, BH boys go see am, but na dem go tear race, dem go drop dia dagger and bomb wen dem c am becos Gods protection dey with am(ANOTHER BIGBOY), Gods-child will serve in imo state, infact, him go do him PPA for O-town, my beloved owerri city, i c Gods-child becumn a veri bigboi, Abassufi go serv 4 bayelsa,(GOVT HOUSE PRECISELY) breeziebone ll be posted to yobe but him go redeploy to abuja to join me, psoto and sexyify...

Bros sef try small...He promote himself go meet dem PSOTO & ANTY IFY for Abj...He con dash me Imo...Abeg na On My Own I wan dey oo

CY09: Gods-child, welcome back big boss...Aw today go na?...psoto, psoto, psotoooo, aw many i call u?...go find wetin guyz go chop or....

Chiefo!...How office today?...Imagine the kind stunt wey PSOTO wan pull this evening, me don ready cause aluta oo

Gods-child:

Bros sef try small...He promote himself go meet dem PSOTO & ANTY IFY for Abj...He con dash me Imo...Abeg na On My Own I wan dey oo

No mind am...woman wrapper like am...anyway we go cast lot wen time reach to knw who go go with who

PSOTO & EYE KAY + our GALA & PLANTAIN CHIPS has finally vanished into thin air!!...No qualms, I'll just manage my roasted corn for now...whether they like it or not, they are coming back here to meet me!...#VexMoodActivated#

CY09:
No mind am...woman wrapper like am...anyway we go cast lot wen time reach to knw who go go with who

#GBAM#...hehehehehe!

Gods-child:

Chiefo!...How office today?...Imagine the kind stunt wey PSOTO wan pull this evening, me don ready cause aluta oo

Chiefo wey u hail me dey remind me of my precious club...Office was great o, God gave me wisdom to tackle an issue which we all thought was gonna be cumbersome to solve, out of no where i had an idea jst came in2 me which i applied n behold i solved the issue...cum see as my oga take dey praise me, me sef come dey form galadima...I thank God for everything he made me accomplished today...As for psoto, hmmm, if we follow her wt Aluta spirit i dnt think she will survive it...I suggest we summon her to knw why she should starve d guys...U neva can tell what IK must have done to her in our absence.

Gods-child:
Its 6 O'Clock.....PSOTO!!!....EYE KAY!!!.....Aluta wan happen this evening sha. Chei!

Oya naa. Make d aluta start now now...U go knw say na schl wey love Aluta I go.

CY09:
Chiefo wey u hail me dey remind me of my precious club...Office was great o, God gave me wisdom to tackle an issue which we all thought was gonna be cumbersome to solve, out of no where i had an idea jst came in2 me which i applied n behold i solved the issue...cum see as my oga take dey praise me, me sef come dey form galadima...I thank God for everything he made me accomplished today...As for psoto, hmmm, if we follow her wt Aluta spirit i dnt think she will survive it...I suggest we summon her to knw why she should starve d guys...U neva can tell what IK must have done to her in our absence.

So you be club chief for Uni?...which one?...Clap for your self!...#laughing#...you dey form galadima for your oga? What if something similar happens some other time?...But anywayz, I thank GOD for that & I'm sure GOD that helped you today will always come to your rescue if such repeats itself...Its good news
...seems you're right about that, perhaps we should summon PSOTO to disciplinary committee...as for IK, lets pounce on him!

CY09: Gods-child, welcome back big boss...Aw today go na?...psoto, psoto, psotoooo, aw many i call u?...go find wetin guyz go chop or....

Na wa o. See me see trouble o. Which kin pikins b dese ones. Make una find ur square root dis nyte o. Or better still, continue wit d fast.

CY09:
Am sure this is 6pm news u r reading...u better do sumfin before we devour u!

Na wa for all dese hungry boys o. Instead of u τ̅☺ go after d thief na me u wan devour. Come devour me naa, sebi u like bone well well?

psoto:
Oya naa. Make d aluta start now now...U go knw say na schl wey love Aluta I go.

#stammering#...g-g-guys...sh-sh-shey una dey hear now oo...if we start make n-n-nobody pity her ooo...@PSOTO, uhmmm!...you sabi say you fine...abi you wan spoil your fine girl ni?

Gods-child:

So you be club chief for Uni?...which one?...Clap for your self!...#laughing#...you dey form galadima for your oga? What if something similar happens some other time?...But anywayz, I thank GOD for that & I'm sure GOD that helped you today will always come to your rescue if such repeats itself...Its good news
...seems you're right about that, perhaps we should summon PSOTO to disciplinary committee...as for IK, lets pounce on him!

Abeg na elemu club me dey refer 2 o (Kegites Club), any other thing wey u carry for mind na u sabi o!...No no no, we go first hear from the 2 parties before we act...But lemme warn, i will xo xo deal with any person @ fault!

Gods-child:

#stammering#...g-g-guys...sh-sh-shey una dey hear now oo...if we start make n-n-nobody pity her ooo...@PSOTO, uhmmm!...you sabi say you fine...abi you wan spoil your fine girl ni?

Guy i don vex, infact make we deal with her...can u imagine?

Chei!...I just saw IK now...where he go again?...Mehn!

psoto:
Na wa o. See me see trouble o. Which kin pikins b dese ones. Make una find ur square root dis nyte o. Or better still, continue wit d fast.

kai i don sufa! c pikin wey i knw wen dem born dey exchange words with me...oya Gods-child lock that door make i bring dat my kpankere!

Gods-child:
Chei!...I just saw IK now...where he go again?...Mehn!

his conscience is pricking him after finishing d gala n oda stuffs

#CarriesAnti-PsotoPlacard&Chanting#....WE MUST EAT!....WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!

Gods-child:
PSOTO & EYE KAY + our GALA & PLANTAIN CHIPS has finally vanished into thin air!!...No qualms, I'll just manage my roasted corn for now...whether they like it or not, they are coming back here to meet me!...#VexMoodActivated#

U better chop dat roasted corn wella. Cos as for me, Psoto, I'm nt cooking nada for anybody I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis house. Sebi u wan do aluta, do ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ well well.

CY09:
kai i don sufa! c pikin wey i knw wen dem born dey exchange words with me...oya Gods-child lock that door make i bring dat my kpankere!

Copy That!...#LocksDoor#

psoto:
Ok. Budy doing wat? R u working?

no not relly but help my elder bro

Gods-child:

Copy That!...#LocksDoor#

Cheiiiiii...can't find my kpankere o ...Gods-child abeg gv me dat ur belt...2day na 2day!

deleo16:
no not relly but help my elder bro

thats good bro, help ur bro well so he would also have the mind to help u in return...welcome 2 d forum