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15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by GlobalD2: 5:07am On Jun 09, 2012 |
15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC. 13. If you slap a military man. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are an ARSENAL fan. 10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC. 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber. 8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops. 7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY . 6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session. 5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi. 4. When you beat up a military man's ONLY child. 3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents. 2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force. 1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone Source: Friend's facebook. 1 Like |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Nobody: 6:28am On Jun 09, 2012 |
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by banmaster(m): 7:25am On Jun 09, 2012 |
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by GlobalD2: 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by ollykay(m): 11:02pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
when u are still single at 40. When your spouse call you 'fish tail bit'........ |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by GlobalD2: 3:15am On Jun 10, 2012 |
ollykay: when u are still single at 40. lol... |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Jihbee: 10:19am On Jun 10, 2012 |
llao |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Dabbs: 10:34am On Jul 10, 2012 |
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by bashydemy(m): 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
When you die of HIV today and cure come the next day |
Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by miteolu(m): 4:34pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
15b. When you buy this car
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by miteolu(m): 4:38pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
15c. When you have these people as friends
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Re: 15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village by Dabbs: 12:32pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
When u go look 4 grina pastures in d Mideast..... |
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