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Bank by dm(m): 7:48pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun "Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue!, Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue just drink it" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it!" |
Re: Bank by idiotboop(f): 8:15pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
Re: Bank by diddy4(m): 8:20pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
why didnt girl want to drink his own but now she is drinking another man's own hahaha. ![]() |
Re: Bank by 2cantango(f): 8:47pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
lmfao ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Bank by Z4M4eva(f): 9:38pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
l.o.l. Nice. |
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