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The Chemistry Of A Woman by tomakint: 10:45pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
• SYMBOL: WOE • FORMULA: W² (OE) ³ • PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: BOILS AT NOTHING AND FREEZES IN A SECOND. VERY BITTER IF NOT WELL USED. • CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: POSSESSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR PRECIOUS METALS LIKE GOLD, SILVER, DIAMOND AND PLATINUM. TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED BESIDES A BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN. • OCCURRENCE: FOUND WHEREVER “MAN” EXISTS BUT MOST COMMON WHERE “MONEY” IS. • USES: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL AND USEFUL IN EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH, THE MOST EFFICIENT INCOME-REDUCING AGENT EVER DISCOVERED. • CAUTION: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE IN INEXPERIENCED HANDS, SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE. • EXTRACTION: BY DISPLAYING SOME FORM OF WEALTH EITHER IN MONEY, PHYSICAL OR MOBILITY FORM. |
Re: The Chemistry Of A Woman by nikkyshyne(f): 11:34pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
*YAWNING* |
Re: The Chemistry Of A Woman by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
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Re: The Chemistry Of A Woman by nikkyshyne(f): 9:39pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
MuhMubRaj: Some people just dey here to dey critisize others,nikky na wa 4 u oooBut I was really yawning. What did I do wrong? |
Re: The Chemistry Of A Woman by Exponental(m): 10:41am On Jun 12, 2012 |
MuhMubRaj: Some people just dey here to dey critisize others,nikky na wa 4 u oooshe hasnt done anything wrong, it could be that she concurs, disagrees, or indifferent. |
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