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To My Dear Wife: by dm(m): 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 tim es you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move |
Re: To My Dear Wife: by dm(m): 8:20pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
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Re: To My Dear Wife: by diddy4(m): 8:22pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
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Re: To My Dear Wife: by 2cantango(f): 8:30pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
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