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A Carror, A Pickle And A Di*k by dm(m): 10:12pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
A carrot was talking to a pickle and a dick. The carrot says I have a hard life, people buy me and shave me and eat me. The pickle said oh yeah, I used to be a cucumber and they cooked me and flavored me and I can get eaten too! Oh yeah, says the dick, well I get a plastic bag over my head everyday and then they make me do pushups till I barf. |
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