icefish: Greatest UNIBEN student.......

i gues u studied fishery. Great uniben! Great sardines and mackarels! Do i hav a witnes in da houz!

Jst strøllin tru d big haus..kinda misin d old 1 jor*sad face*
sup shy,9,sigba,loskee, kinnad,anitank..gues y'all r cul?
Jst chilin wit ma headset listenin 2both psquare ft Rick ross nd 5:0clock by tpain nd wizkalifa sequentially

bukkylois:
I have a special beef with him joor

hahahaha buky swthrt m wat did i do na?lol u knw i dnt like having problem wit u becos last one we had my grani is stil lieying in d hospital o! Who knws wat diz wil result.pls honey,d apple in my eyz,sugar nd butter of my tea,yori yori m,is me o! Ok sory 4gve me if hv ofended u.pls all excutive pls cme o!

sigba: i wanna go nd have my bath

sigba hornie, can i come? I could help scrub ur back. I promise to be a good boy *winks*

ujchief:
i gues u studied fishery. Great uniben! Great sardines and mackarels! Do i hav a witnes in da houz!

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hhhehehehhhihihihhihihohohohoh..lmfho...

I see okoya has finally moved into d house

Wia is dat my felow esutity? Ah! He dey run?pls gv us ur data.

West, U̶̲̥̅̊ b esutite

hmmmm...finally i'm here *panting* .Hello everyone..can see u guys are flexing da big house!
@Uncle T:yes o finally,i made it here *happy* how u dey?
@shy,sigba,nori,bukky:how are my beauriful ladies!
@anitank:glad to have u back.
@all:i'm hungry...room service plssssssssssss

2hrs and am 4 pages behind? Phew!! Thank God for d word 'skip'. By the way I left my mosquito net on my bed,now I can't find it. Ujchief am suspecting u

anitank: I see okoya has finally moved into d house

Annie, darling

BJ88: hmmmm...finally i'm here *panting* .Hello everyone..can see u guys are flexing da big house!
@Uncle T:yes o finally,i made it here *happy* how u dey?
@shy,sigba,nori,bukky:how are my beauriful ladies!
@anitank:glad to have u b
@all:i'm hungry...room service plssssssssssss

I dey o. Good to have you back.

BJ88: hmmmm...finally i'm here *panting* .Hello everyone..can see u guys are flexing da big house!
@Uncle T:yes o finally,i made it here *happy* how u dey?
@shy,sigba,nori,bukky:how are my beauriful ladies!
@anitank:glad to have u back.
@all:i'm hungry...room service plssssssssssss

Thankx man

Gat 2 sleep... So tired... Had a stressful dai...
Talk 2 u all 2mao... Mwaaaah 2 da babes

Okoya:
Annie, darling

Hey sweets. How u doing?

Okoya: Gat 2 sleep... So tired... Had a stressful dai...
Talk 2 u all 2mao... Mwaaaah 2 da babes

Goodnight

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I see all of una.....no slip for us tonite

Gbam!!! Landed on the same page wit yhu guys..na wao, see speed

Shygal: @chokolee n promzy: doze items are a must n u mst come wid dem 2 camp. lol.

chai..where can we buy dem nw

[quote author=norilicious]tnx 9, u r a godfada... shy y did u giv my rum
out??u didnt wnt me2 cm bk??
*sobing*..sigba tnk u very much
sweety...chokolee i see u...anitank welcm
bk.....uncle T...u wicked o..were is
okoya,nell, kinnad,loskee, uj,ezemarcel,buky..??bj n naijaobi r on it i
undastnd...d oda excutives i didnt mention i
dey hail una o..guest una welcm...[/qoute]
I see yhu too, norinori

biggie 101: Viewing this topic: Abbasufi, biggie 101, kinnad(m), luvola(m), Chokolee(m), anitank(f), Nasty22(m), T.stone(m), Okoya(m), sammygold(m) and 8 guest(s)
I see all of una.....no slip for us tonite

They proli want to organize a night vigil to keep d house 'demon-free'. Goin to bed now, u shld do same. Goodnyt

anitank:
In kind??

hahaha. U can giv dat 'kind' 2 odicowest,he needs it badly. my mama told me neva 2 accept such offers0

anitank:
They proli want to organize a night vigil to keep d house 'demon-free'. Goin to bed now, u shld do same. Goodnyt

9t to U̶̲̥̅̊ too........dream about me*winks*

ujchief:
i wish mine will learn. I'm seriously considering locking it up in the drawers while going for camp. Then come back for it after 3wks camping

lolz...gud boy

anitank: By the way I left my mosquito net on my bed,now I can't find it. Ujchief am suspecting u

Oops! Was that a mosquito net? Sory, i thut it was for fishin, i gav it to our new member, icefish, she needed it for fishin. Dont wory, i'll get u a basket to sleep on. I heard it keeps the mosquitoes away

biggie 101: West, U̶̲̥̅̊ b esutite

yea

Inspector Abasufi, i see u oh! It wil take u serious tdb to catch up wit us. Meanwhile, u can join our guys and sleep in the comon room diz night. Its already late, 2mrw, i'll allocate u a room

odicowest: yea

Wat course did U̶̲̥̅̊ study? I already know U̶̲̥̅̊ are in management sci cos U̶̲̥̅̊ mentioned pub301....I studied pub admin....biggy U̶̲̥̅̊ should knw me

ujchief:
Oops! Was that a mosquito net? Sory, i thut it was for fishin, i gav it to our new member, icefish, she needed it for fishin. Dont wory, i'll get u a basket to sleep on. I heard it keeps the mosquitoes away

Gods-child:
Fashrola, Abbasufi and Bukkylois are still missing-in-action...Mr Naijaobi where art thou?...please can we send a taxi to pick them up?

D DETECTIV IS PRESENT; INFACT I WAS ON D 1ST PAGE

Chokolee: [b]ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Well this is to inform our new members and quests that we have executive positions in this house . For now i would like to snatch the honour of introducing THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND OUR LOVELY FIRSTLADY.

'9' as we mostly called him is a dedicated, unique, determined and enterprising youngman who within many odds created this thread for the benefit of batch B NYSC aspirants. His achievements are inumerable;He has been honoured with the award of GRAND COMMANDER OF NYSC.(GCON) ,so next time you chat wit him online, do not forget his accolades. If we go on and on, a whole day would not be enough to decribe this man of integrity, honour and respect we are talking about. So help me welcome with a cool smile ovation, the PRESIDENT!! His Royal Excellency, 9-zeroes.....[please if u want to clap, you are free to clap]

MOSHOODN, one of our very own..the only individual in this house whose name has a chemical formular,[ask him he would gladly tell you] the man who do not or rarely post his comments in small letters[bolded capitals], the busiest VP ever. You dont get to see him as often as you are thinking nowadays..except some of us who are privilaged to have interacted with him in the very new days of tension about the scrap of batch B. So, let me not say too much, you would get to know him better as the days onfold. I present to you, the VICE PRESIDENT, His Excellency MOOOOSSSHODN!!

The next person i am going to unveil is an individual whose impact in this house can not be over emphasised. She is a mother, a mentor, a guideline, a scale rule amongst many of these a humble woman. Whose dedication is to keep peace and harmony. So by now i would expect you to look at ur browsing apparatus and smile as we welcome THE FIRST LADY, Her Excellency+Princess SHYGAL.!....

I would like to let you know that we would not be able to give you the full list of people in EXECUTIVE POSITIONS in this house. The MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, COMMISIONERS, CHIEF OF DEFENCE(detectives 1&2). As time goes on we would introduce these people in the executive arms[make i no omit any name ooo]Uncle T.stone,Okoya,Naijaobi,sigba,loskee,abbafusi,nellO7,mykejones,teteyaks,bukkylois,norillicios,odicowest,sammygold,ujchief,chokomania,flairlady amongst many others..any omitted name would be updated tanks.

On this note: i would like to give our new member the most cherished and the golden rules of this house::
>No abusive comments, weather intentional or unintentional.
>No religious/tribal sentiments[ if dem de quarrel for this room, u for no meet am like this]
>Treat every member of the house like your brother or sister.
>Do not be selfish with information.
>Commend any good comment in this house... So, it has been your brother..Chokolee'Dis house call me 'spoon of God'[/b]

WOW DATS GREAT

AM MISSIN MY DOCTOR LOSKEE, SHE AND OKOYA WHER D ONLY ONES DAT WISHD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAE 2DAE.

norilicious: tnx 9, u r a godfada... shy y did u giv my rum out??u didnt wnt me2 cm bk??*sobing*..sigba tnk u very much sweety...chokolee i see u...anitank welcm bk.....uncle T...u wicked o..were is okoya,nell, kinnad,loskee, uj,ezemarcel,buky..??bj n naijaobi r on it i undastnd...d oda excutives i didnt mention i dey hail una o..guest una welcm...

oooopss! Late comer. I've bn here much long,doing some cleaning...even ur own rum was cleaned by me. 9 n shy didnt do their job 2 wel

Abbasufi: AM MISSIN MY DOCTOR LOSKEE, SHE AND OKOYA WHER D ONLY ONES DAT WISHD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAE 2DAE.

We' are all sorry boss, unbehalf of the house...I wish CHIEF OF DEFENCE, our very own DETECTIVE a HAPPY BIRTHDAY..and many more wonderful years ahead.