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Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Ezemarcel(m): 8:21pm On Jun 13, 2012
Babycutey: Hmmmmmmmm...finaly on d same page wt u ppl.it was rily hell readin frm page 1 to 32.2 d hauz,1 luv.countin down criously.pls ooo whr is my ezemarcel
my one and only,my hearty,my dearest ,my soulmate....i hv bn around o..tryin to arrange money for the flexing of both of us in camp..
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Okoya(f): 8:23pm On Jun 13, 2012
Lipssealed.... Fingerscrossed.....headsdown....#jstthinking....
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anitank(f): 8:23pm On Jun 13, 2012
anuz: @ anitank, am on fb nw. wink
No u're not
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by sigba(f): 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2012
Chokolee: For some of u guys were never hook any body...dis damsel is single o...lol!!
Hmmm. Scary.
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by emmy99(m): 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2012
odicowest: check your comments when these two girls i respected much were making jest of me.
. But oga west i only said dey re bad na. Ok am sowi accept my apologies
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:29pm On Jun 13, 2012
Nasty22:
haha..m sowi dearie*sobs remorsefuly*
its ok dear, feel free
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by emmy99(m): 8:32pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: emmy am nt smilin, am sad
sowi dearie but i tot he has 4given u and d mata is passed now. We all saw it as a joke but he took it serious,everybody is not d same sha. Pls cheer up.
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by naijaobi(m): 8:34pm On Jun 13, 2012
[size=16pt]IF U SEE ME IN CAMP ABEG HALA ME[/size]... grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2012
emmy99: sowi dearie but i tot he has 4given u and d mata is passed now. We all saw it as a joke but he took it serious,everybody is not d same sha. Pls cheer up.
owk dear, thnx.
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by ujchief(m): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2012
kinnad: i need it 2
shy, i tried to pm u, gues it didnt go thru. U can add me via my id above
yhmsgr, uj_chief
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:36pm On Jun 13, 2012
naijaobi: [size=16pt]IF U SEE ME IN CAMP ABEG HALA ME[/size]... grin grin grin grin grin
u luk goood
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:38pm On Jun 13, 2012
ujchief:
add me up at facebk, (edited on request)
shy, i tried to pm u, gues it didnt go thru. U can add me via my id above
yhmsgr, uj_chief
i wil deary...
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by BeingAkorede(m): 8:39pm On Jun 13, 2012
ITS GETTING LONGER....LONG THING !!!!ITS GETTING LONGER....LONG THING !!!!ITS GETTING LONGER....LONG THING !!!!
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by naijaobi(m): 8:39pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: u luk goood
THANX DEAR smiley
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by emmy99(m): 8:42pm On Jun 13, 2012
Its nyt o wats 4 dinner. Boss 9 hop u wont suggest sumtin funny dis tym arnd o. Lol
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by emmy99(m): 8:43pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: owk dear, thnx.
ur wlcm
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:46pm On Jun 13, 2012
emmy99: ur wlcm
aite, sup? it seems u dnt joke wid ur meals, u mst b ma opposite
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 8:48pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal, i no cu 4 2go o sad
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:49pm On Jun 13, 2012
@uj i jus sent u a reqst on FBK, hmmn so dis is d funny dude
@anuz i cudn't add u on 2go, i ws told 'incorrect username...
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:51pm On Jun 13, 2012
anuz: Shygal, i no cu 4 2go o sad
d hurnum u gave me didnt work
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2012
anitank:
No u're not
U c me? cool
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: d hurnum u gave me didnt work
it is harnun
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2012
Uncle T, welcome on board. I missed u 2day
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Shygal(f): 8:54pm On Jun 13, 2012
anuz:
it is harnun
oh, harnun. Ok
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 8:55pm On Jun 13, 2012
ujchief, more info of u?
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 9:01pm On Jun 13, 2012
T.stone, welcum on board, bn askin of u since mawnin grin
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Nasty22(m): 9:02pm On Jun 13, 2012
[qzuote author=Sheygal] its ok dear, feel free[/quote]
tnx 1st lady...ama røk diz freedom mor dan free mason's u kw
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by emmy99(m): 9:07pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: aite, sup? it seems u dnt joke wid ur meals, u mst b ma opposite
nah i dont joke. Am not a heavy eater though. Y do u joke wit urs? U knw its not gud. Hop 2 b posted d same place wit u so i can help u eat urs. Lol
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by naijaobi(m): 9:13pm On Jun 13, 2012
Jø₹£:An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave.
An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said.
"According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & needs all thefood items.
The Hausa man dropped N50,000 inside and said ''When the food finishes, pls buy more''.
The Yoruba man also dropped N50,000.
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book& wrote a cheque of N150,000 dropped it in the coffin & took the N100,000 notes as change

LOLZ......

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Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by naijaobi(m): 9:16pm On Jun 13, 2012
DO YOU KNOW DAT: d 13th of June makes it a middle year........... We have completed 183 days & still have 183 days 2 go. So have a HAPPY HALF YEAR'S DAY
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Tstone1(m): 9:20pm On Jun 13, 2012
Shygal: Uncle T, welcome on board. I missed u 2day
Thanks my Princess. Misd you too. I just had to overlook those 12 PAGES within 20hrs!
@all, I dey hail o.
Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by naijaobi(m): 9:24pm On Jun 13, 2012
[b]LAST JOKE BEFORE I SLEEP....

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, A Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities.
The Lecturer said, 'let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria history.'
The Lecturer asked who said, 'i shall return to die in the land of my fathers?'
She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Mensah, who had his hand up.Mensah replied: 'King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875' 'very good!' said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who said, 'The land use act will feed the nation?'
Again, no response except from Mensah: 'Obasanjo, 1976.'
The Lecturer snapped at d
class; 'class, u should be
ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its history than u do.'
The Lecturer heard a loud
whisper: 'Ghana must go'
'who said that?' she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, 'Buhari 1984.'
At that point, a student in d back scornfully said; 'Hmmm, u think u aresmart?'The Lecturer glared and asked; 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Mensah said, 'Babangida to Abiola, 1992.'
Now furious, another student
yelled; 'Oh yeah! Eat this!'
Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to d Lecturer,
'Indian mistress givin an apple to Abacha, 1992'
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
some1 said; 'U little shit. If u say anything else, I'll kill u.'
Mensah frantically yelled at d top of his voice 'Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!'
The Lecturer fainted, and as d class gathered around her on thefloor, some1 said; 'Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!'
Mensah whispered; 'Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007'
Some1 angrily said; 'Dont
answer him, he is a fool'
Mensah smiled and replied;
'Obansanjo to IBB, 2011'.......all d students ran away=lolz==========[/b]

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