norilicious: hey una wicked o..i tot we wer one family see d bunk u guys left for me...broken bunk, right beside d door... sigba shy n loskee so u gals cnt even kip beta space for me??hey! let me rush bck to d old house n get my mosquito net..if mosquito gets too much here i will go n squat wit oga 9 jst for d nite.*winks*

Lol, sweetie, there's space for you na. Climb upstairs there re many rooms there.

9-zeros:

i havnt bought a pin!. haha!. just maybe... u knw ma plans na. but, i'd luv see u in dat all-white attire... #shy-
angel

Hmmm...

sigba:
Go and start ur punishment, start reading from the page u stopped. You almost broke our hearts wit ur goodbye speech.

swty am sori it wasn't intentional....long story but am over it now. I Promise it wnt happen again

chudidonas: Good evening house. Am technically new on nairaland and am going for nysc batch B too.... So is anyone gonna welcome me yet?

oh, welcom sir.

anitank: swty am sori it wasn't intentional....long story but am over it now. I Promise it wnt happen again

Welcome Anitank! Gud to have you back.
@BJ, where are you?

Yeh d new batch B otondo copper ιη d house....just can't wait to leave ma ouse for nysc........

odicowest: buky dnt u think lowcut and all back wil b gud.lol wat do u tink?

West y u no make dread locks for ur own camp

sigba:
Oww, kuchi kuchi baby, pls dont qwai, come and share my bed wit me..

yessssss! Now i'm lovin thiz rum. It beats that silly boring big broda rum showin on mnet...sigba dearie, where do i keep my luguages?

odicowest: buky dnt u think lowcut and all back wil b gud.lol wat do u tink?

West y u no make dread locks for own camp e go fit u oh

icefish: Yeh d new batch B otondo copper ιη d house....just can't wait to leave ma ouse for nysc........

welcome to the big houze! (what sort of icefish are u? Mackarel, tuna, sardines abi na catfish)

To all great jossites, and oda batch B corpers who have certificates and no I'd card, it will be nyc we take at least one form of identification, u could take one of these, ur driving licence, international passport or ur voters card

I gues okoya and naijaobi are stil looking for directions to the new house!

ujchief:
welcome to the big houze! (what sort of icefish are u? Mackarel, tuna, sardines abi na catfish)

Nah sardine oh ℓoℓ

@ani am glad ur back lovey. I soooo missed u!
@bukky i'm tinkin of fixin dis noble diva weavon so i cn jus spray it. Braids dnt last 4me n i wont cope wid brushin a normal weavon, so d diva curls wud do 4me
@odi tnk God o, i tot i ws d only 1 left. sighs*

I gues okoya, ezemarcel and naijaobi are stil looking for directions to the new house!

Ok I officially want to apologize to the house for being such a drama queen the last time.I can't go into details but it was such a hard time for me. Am VERY sorry and deserve to be punished but however,I promise it won't happen again. I really am sorry. Plz tell me am forgiven

odicowest: bt man no b wood, na by coded move nd action?

West u fit do an for d court yard sef so dey can catch u well sef

ujchief: I gues okoya and naijaobi are stil looking for directions to the new house!

Lol I dnt knw abt naijaobi but I saw okoya moments ago peeping thru d window. Am guessing he went to pack his stuff from d oda house and then properly move in

Housemates Una well done.....
Any futoites here..

icefish:

Nah sardine oh ℓoℓ

ok. Hope u wont mind serving @ bayelsa state.

Thanks uncle T and shygal

@9 wow!dt sounds swit buh hey...so ur sewios abt dt stuf.sad*anyway its all gud.
@uncle mi y hmmmn, dnt b jealos uncle mi
@ani ur forgiven ok.wateva it ws, am glad ur ova it nw. Lyf is short, stay happy ok

i dun tire for dis nysc buy buy.....white shoe, white byc,waist bag.....and dat annoying boxer wey nysc dey call 3quarters....

i dun sew betta 3 quarters to suit ma taste......

Where are EzeMarcel and Babycutey? Are they on honeymoon yet?

ujchief:
ok. Hope u wont mind serving @ bayelsa state.

Bayelsa too far and i nor like stress for journey....nah lagos sure pass or Ogun state

anitank: What happend to the old house

dana air crashed into it but thank God nobody was hurt. Btw where hv u bn

Shygal: @9 wow!dt sounds swit buh hey...so ur sewios abt dt stuf.sad*anyway its all gud.
@uncle mi y hmmmn, dnt b jealos uncle mi
@ani ur forgiven ok.wateva it ws, am glad ur ova it nw. Lyf is short, stay happy ok

Yea babes life is really short. I can tell better. Thankx B

mykejones:
Mods..can u pls take us off d front page?
See d way viewers full our new hous fa. Abeg abeg..free us abeg!

lol. but d front page has brought us more members (our brovas n sistas). so lets move along....

Shygal:
@bukky i'm tinkin of fixin dis noble diva weavon so i cn jus spray it. Braids dnt last 4me n i wont cope wid brushin a normal weavon, so d diva curls wud do

i'm lost in these vocabs! Whats with all these noble diva, breads and diva curls? Are these items we need at camp?

bukkylois:
Hahaha my dear I hav been peeping cos I dnt hav a room yet, my room must be en suite wif a toilet, LED flat screen tv, must hav split system n 24/7 electricity and internet service, I also want a world class chef...

lol!. i'd see to dat cuz u're a queen.

kinnad: dana air crashed into it but thank God nobody was hurt. Btw where hv u bn

doesn't matter where av bin, its where I am now.....and its ryt here

icefish:

Bayelsa too far and i nor like stress for journey....nah lagos sure pass or Ogun state

ah! Boss 9-z and T.stone don get member, team lasgidi! I dont envy u guys sha, enjoy ur lag.