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If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 2:15am On Apr 03, 2006 |
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For French press 2 For all other languages, press 3 Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all others I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received, God be with you as you repent. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by bluenubian(f): 2:52am On Apr 03, 2006 |
if i pressed '0' who would i speak to? |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by ojd(m): 3:01am On Apr 03, 2006 |
guy, love ur postings, real cool bluenubian: any answer to dis? |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 3:18am On Apr 03, 2006 |
y'all suppose know by now that God is always patient. if you are impatient and press 0 for short cut, you will be reconnected to hell. devil likes his own fast fast. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by bluenubian(f): 3:22am On Apr 03, 2006 |
hmm tru that |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by ojd(m): 4:48am On Apr 03, 2006 |
true talk! |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by micklplus(m): 9:30am On Apr 03, 2006 |
Nice one for real. i love it cheers |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 12:43pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
@ micklplus atleast you havent seen this before. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by kellygirl(f): 12:12pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
nice one,i will press 1 every seconds |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
kellygirl: might work for you. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by O4real(m): 7:35pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
kool diddy |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
@04real thanks man. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by Z4M4eva(f): 11:30am On Apr 25, 2006 |
l.o.l. Kool. |
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by sunej(m): 2:51am On Aug 25, 2008 |
if u press 0 and speak directly to God, I guess all phone company will charge special fees for zero alone |
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