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| Look Before You "lick" <joke> by ojd(m): 4:43am On Apr 03, 2006 |
A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her MouthAction. Woman love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he reaized he had to take a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked "Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!" |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by kajad(m): 8:06am On Apr 03, 2006 |
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| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by micklplus(m): 9:05am On Apr 03, 2006 |
| HUn ! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by jayemkay(f): 8:59pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
oh my gawd! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Free(f): 9:09pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by tamia(f): 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
dat was a good one |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by diddy4(m): 12:02am On Apr 13, 2006 |
ewwwwww, that is so disgusting. what the f*ck? |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by spikelord(m): 12:09am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Haha |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by nike4luv(f): 1:35am On Apr 13, 2006 |
sick!!  |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by baby4u2(f): 5:56pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
ahh. i cant close my mouth right now. |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by lauryn(f): 3:46pm On Apr 16, 2006 |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is so disgusting, lmao |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Rhodalyn(f): 3:48pm On Apr 16, 2006 |
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| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by kellygirl(f): 9:36am On Apr 17, 2006 |
good one boy |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by justin04(m): 1:33pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
If that happen to me, I will throw up. I guess he lipped b4 he look. |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Efani(m): 12:45am On Apr 18, 2006 |
i dont get it |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by lilnaomi(f): 2:17pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
baby4u2: me too!! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by dabby(f): 5:27pm On May 29, 2006 |
really? |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by diddy4(m): 5:28pm On May 29, 2006 |
dabby do u need me to xpain it to u, cuzz i'd love to. |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by lauryn(f): 5:29pm On May 29, 2006 |
@ dabby, For real? |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by spikelord(m): 1:56am On May 30, 2006 |
Still laughing at this! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by dabby(f): 12:14pm On May 30, 2006 |
actually i do get it, i was actually referring to efani |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by edatika(m): 1:20pm On May 30, 2006 |
YIKES!!! what d f**k damn, |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Memunah(f): 4:55pm On Oct 15, 2006 |
nice one!!!! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by shens2006(m): 5:17pm On Oct 15, 2006 |
deyyomn!!! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by angelz(f): 7:52pm On Oct 15, 2006 |
Dis ridiculous. Wat's d woman doin on dat bed in d 1st place? Is dia no gues room? Cant she stop him? |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by angelz(f): 7:53pm On Oct 15, 2006 |
Dis ridiculous. Wat's d woman doin on dat bed in d 1st place? Is dia no gues room? Cant she stop him? |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Pamperme: 11:18am On Oct 16, 2006 |
oh my God! Well, shits happens |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by tinu16(f): 1:06pm On Oct 16, 2006 |
men, u are too much, i luv d joke, walahi |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by daviespan(m): 8:58pm On Oct 18, 2006 |
yuck  |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by daviespan(m): 9:02pm On Oct 18, 2006 |
@tinu16 like it too, but i think i like you more   |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by 2muchbar(m): 9:51am On Sep 03, 2007 |
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.Mo gbe! |
| Re: Look Before You "lick" <joke> by Akuviv: 3:51pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's a lie, tufiakwa. |
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