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Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 2:23pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
at 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, At 48 a Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other. 1 Like |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 2:25pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
A Police officer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man." 1 Like |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by bunmioguns(m): 2:51pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ozegbe: A Police officer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man.". . . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 2:58pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
question. What do women and police cars have in common? Answer. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:00pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Qestion. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? Answer. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:05pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Question. What is the advantages of having an affair with married women? Answer. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by bunmioguns(m): 3:20pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
kip it coming man . . .I dey feel you |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:21pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Prostitute asked Plastic Surgeon to make another hole for her. Surgeon was surprised and asked why? She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch! |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:25pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Que. What makes a happy man? Ans. Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
ALL boobs are to be taxed as per size: 38-Burden tax 36-Wealth tax 35-Entertainment 34-Excitement 3 30-Development tax |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:29pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Que. Do you know who is the best goalkeeper in this world? Ans. Women, no matter how much and which way you ffuckk her, your balls will never go in. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:34pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
A man pays 10000 to a prostitute, but she runs away. He chases but fails. He puts a notice: If anyone finds sexy gal in white top and red skirt Bleep her. Its PRE-PAID. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:38pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes? Ans. Stay out of BED for two days. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:42pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
indian soldiers capture an intruder at Kashmir border. They give him a dice and tell him that if throw between 1 and 5, he would be shot The intruder says what if he throws six? They reply that he’ll get another throw. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:44pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in bed. |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:48pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
two men went 2 a bleep a girl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.” |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:54pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
A lady lost her Panties in the park. She made her Dog smell her PUSSY & 2 go and search 4 it. The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used CONDOMS....! |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:56pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
This sentence is sure to make u laugh.. Giv it a thought.. The first man who discovered Milk, whoever he is, wat the hell was he tryin to do wit the cow?? ('',) |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 3:59pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
A contest In A Girls College. Write A short Essay Which Contains Sex, Religion And Mystery. . The Winners Was Chinki And The Essyy Was, . Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder who Did It |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ozegbe(m): 5:06pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
what's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece! |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Ruqaya(f): 6:18pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
mtcheww |
Re: Lady's Dont Get Angry But Its True by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 31, 2019 |
I'd love to see a video of how it works. ![]() |
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