at 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, At 48 a Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

A Police officer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

Ozegbe: A Police officer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

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question. What do women and police cars have in common? Answer. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Qestion. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
Answer. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Question. What is the advantages of having an affair with married women? Answer. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

kip it coming man . . .I dey feel you

Prostitute asked Plastic Surgeon to make another hole for her. Surgeon was surprised and asked why?
She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch!

Que. What makes a happy man? Ans. Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons

ALL boobs are to be taxed as per size:
38-Burden tax
36-Wealth tax
35-Entertainment
34-Excitement 3
30-Development tax

Que. Do you know who is the best goalkeeper in this world?
Ans. Women, no matter how much and which way you ffuckk her, your balls will never go in.

A man pays 10000 to a
prostitute, but she runs away. He
chases but fails.
He puts a notice: If anyone finds
sexy gal in white top and red
skirt Bleep her. Its PRE-PAID.

What advice does the
doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Ans. Stay out of BED for two
days.

indian soldiers capture an
intruder at Kashmir border. They
give him a dice and tell him that
if throw between 1 and 5, he
would be shot
The intruder says what if he
throws six?
They reply that he’ll get another
throw.

Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in
home and devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in bed.

two men went 2 a bleep a girl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

A lady lost her Panties in the park. She made her Dog smell her PUSSY & 2 go and search 4 it. The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used CONDOMS....!

This sentence is sure to make u laugh.. Giv it a thought.. The first man who discovered Milk, whoever he is, wat the hell was he tryin to do wit the cow?? ('',)

A contest In A Girls College. Write A short Essay Which Contains Sex,
Religion And Mystery.
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The Winners Was Chinki And The
Essyy Was,
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Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder who Did It

what's the geographical
definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help
from Greece!

mtcheww

I'd love to see a video of how it works.