Very funny

Insightful, nice, creative. If only they can focus on norturing our talents and leave the oil money for now

I'm a God loving xtian but then, I must confess that this is the most hilarious post i have seen on nairaland.

Great thinking! Great writing!

Keep it up poster. The church God can make do wit comedians like you!

you are creative bro keep up the good work

LMAO.

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Surely young mem like you shall dream dreams why Old men(Otedollar and Facrook) shall see vision of their account Ballance

dirtymoney: i wonder what would have been the reaction of muslims, if it were the quoran that was manipulated like this. i guess a fattwah would have been declared on the poster. this is one of the reason i have respect for islam..... they know what is sacred and they keep it sacred.

@dirtymoney, there is a clear diff btw violence and peace....am out. You cant fight for God...am out

Classic.

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Classic. One of a kind. Kudos.

Whoever is the individual or group of people who sat down to put this together deserve a round of applause. This is a very good write up, Nigeria...good people...great nation.

you stole my stuff damn it.

Would read this lerra at night.. lol

@ all dose complaining,nutin is wrong is jst a joke. Some christains sha. Abeg nicey @ poster me likey

IYA NGBALI: you stole my stuff damn it.

keep deceiving yourself.

One of the best i ve read in a long time. Big up.

Verily verily i say unto ye, the otedollars/farcrooks have eaten the sour grapes but the people have the sour taste!

dirtymoney: watch your tongue or else you sin against the spirit.
am out!

relax he said nothing against the Bible or the Holy spirit. He just wrote something hilarious in old english.

LOL. Thanks. Great lampoon. So sad that some people on the forum are Kill-joys.

Great guy! is your name Paul? You cant be a lesser gospel writer.

Any critic of this write up does not love creative thinking and writing.

BRILLIANT!!!

All hand must be on deck to reduce corruption to minimum in nigeria.since our leaders dont fear Quran and Bible becos God is patient n merciful,then Ifa,sango,thunder,ori Ihima,shrine etc should be introduce.all of us claimed be muslims and xtians but stealing 4rm d treasury like no 2morow.we should emulate China by hanging corrupt leaders.we should kill them b4 they do.GOD WILL HELP US

For those who think this is related to the Bible, think well.And even if it is let God judge for himself

Satire and a creative mind at is best

This is a nice satirical piece served in the tongue of king James chronicling the opera unfolding before us in the fuel subsidy saga. Lets see the comedy in it and stop wiping up religious sentiments in this work. The message is well understood. Thanks poster for puting a smile on my face this afternoon.

@op
And ye shall be lakespare. I wish the queen can read this piece, am sure you would be awarded a nobel laureate or court jester.
Am definitely going to bookmark this piece.

searchcorp: I'm a God loving xtian but then, I must confess that this is the most hilarious post i have seen on nairaland.

Great thinking! Great writing!

Keep it up poster. The church God can make do wit comedians like you!

this is the bestpost soo far.
Thanks.

lakesideng: [b]1)
4) So they said unto the king, eat thou thy food in peace in the palace, and surround thou thyself with thine women, only touch not our oil price and do thy people no harm.
5) But the king would not listen, and said unto himself, I know my people, they shall only grumble for a while and soon they shall forget.
6) But the people would not forget, for the burden was too much for them to bear, and they said; now unto him that is able to increase the price of oil exceeding abundantly above all that his people can bear or think, according to the greed which worketh in him;
11) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal.
14) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.
15) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we made available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king.
18) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money, that he may alter the report which he had set before the people.
19) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money.
21) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.
22) He exploited me greed; he leadeth me in the paths of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake.

Excellent! Brilliant!! piece of satire

If a caricature cartoon picture of prophet Mohammed (SAW) made by Denmark Cartoonist in far away denmark can cause Trouble thats causes people life in Nigeria how much more this if it were to be that it was some surah that was manipulated!
Nice one though!

Nice!

Chei! Lwkm 4 here. The composer of this piece is certainly tallented. For those criticising, this is called "Satire"

I'm loving this.
@OP you are on point!!!
But I dare you to identify this king and probably the location of his chambers.
Lol
I love satires

Lovely qoutes