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Up Ur Game Guys, Some Girls Are Monkeys by kilokeys(m): 2:03am On Jun 15, 2012
The sooner u realise u r d branch not the destination, d better for u. girls , dnt crucify me. I said 'some' definitely not all. (wtf! Anyway)
Good guys r like trees, bad girls r like monkeys..
If they go out with u, dont be happy. Why?
1. U r d strongest branch for now
2. Ur fruits are ripe, they wants some
3. U have broad branches , they need rest sometimes.
If u bleep them, dont smile. Why?
1. They bleeped u too
2. They really dont adore thier kitties d way u do
If they let u put a ring on it, cry oh. Why?
1. They r tired of jumping
2. They just settled
3. They rather stay and dominate than hv other monkeys on it.
I guess thats why they beef eachother.. There must be some language pattern in which dem dey yarn.. Guys no dey hear am.
Guys like me r ROSES.
1. Come too close and u get pricked.
2. We do not attract monkeys

wetin una be?

Re: Up Ur Game Guys, Some Girls Are Monkeys by Mynd44: 2:23am On Jun 15, 2012
This is another example of crap
Re: Up Ur Game Guys, Some Girls Are Monkeys by kilokeys(m): 2:24am On Jun 15, 2012
Here is one male monkey talking.
Re: Up Ur Game Guys, Some Girls Are Monkeys by tellwisdom: 3:07am On Jun 15, 2012

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