mummy3:


Must you comment? Since you don’t have anything to contribute, why not walk pass. Mtwwwwwb
Nairaland doesn’t pick topics for their front page, the drop the topic the way it comes, any topic can fall on the front page. Kapish?

Thank you jor***

Sleep can make you sleep after eating and never remember to wash your dirty hands.lol

Sleep can make moderator allow this topic to make front page.....

mxxpunkxx!:
. . makes u dream !

tellwisdom: Sleep makes me presses mukiyansh's boobsss

These really made me give out a loud chuckle.
Sleep also makes you fu.kc up a lot. I once dozed off in the arm chair in the office, I gave out a snore so loud that the sound woke me

Toppié2: Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse

buhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

sleep can make your mouth a cave for houseflies to practise anthropology.

Clap last in the church when others had finished clapping.
Answer amen in the church when the pastor shouted alleluhia.

Mutee:
Ask Google na.

google no be a type of eye glass?

Makes Me Tap My Girlfriend In The Middle Of The Night"Open Your Mouth,I Want To Urinate"

She Wil Reply"C'mon,Leave My Head and Get Out Of Here"

Mukina, you hid my post and that of the others cos you don't want your thread to die off?
Lol. Abeg learn to take disappointments in good faith. Everything cannot go your way in this life. Jumah Mubarak to you.

It can make u pee on d bed.
It can make u switch off ur fone when sum1 disturbs ur sleep

fellis: Mukina, you hid my post and that of the others cos you don't want your thread to die off?
Lol. Abeg learn to take disappointments in good faith. Everything cannot go your way in this life. Jumah Mubarak to you.

Am sure you know that all sections have moderators and i do not go around hiding people's post.

Sleep helps you grow.

Pls hw do i post a topic in d front page. Can somebody help me to post it? My topic is 'Natforce recruitment'

Sleep Maks me drm i'm in d toilet urinating whle 4 real life na ontop my bed i dey do am. Trust me dt kind urinatin dey swet pass real life

Sleep will make one leave food on the gas.
Sleep with your shoes on.
Wee wee on the mattress.
Pick ur phone and talk to the wrong person.

Makes you write jagons when taking note. A pastor notice part of the congregation sleeping and he said "if you are sleeping shout haleluia" the sleepers responded "haleluia"

A friend of mine put a flask on a stove thinking is was a kettle due to sleep. The flask got burned.

Throw Away Money in Place of
Paper
...dat one don hapen to me on numerous occasions

Sleep can make u doze off with chewing gum in ur mouth and wake up with the chewing gum on ur face and head

Josydaky: A friend of mine put a flask on a stove thinking is was a kettle due to sleep. The flask got burned.

Hmmmm ar u sure ur not the one? lol

Makes u draw map of africa on your table @ work

mukina2:
Am sure you know that all sections have moderators and i do not go around hiding people's post.

So it was one of your minions then . . . . .

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mukina2: Miss your Final Exam

Give your friend/sibling permission to take whatever

Wear bathroom slippers to work

Leave doors and windows open

Put eba inside water instead of soup

Throw Away Money in Place of Paper

fall from a bunk


add yours . .

Most of the above are things drunkeness can make you do, nt sleep

drdizzzo: Makes u draw map of africa on your table @ work

Really? U must hav bn high, if it was sleep u wont know wat u were drawing

honeric01:
Urinate in the kitchen

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did dat when i was a small girl and my siblings still yab me about that till date!

iyatrustee:

did dat when i was a small girl and my siblings still yab me about that till date!

lolz *** A to le***

This 190 is an ediot sha

honeric01:

Urinate in the kitchen
.

Ever wonder why your chicken soup taste somehow somehow?

@Post

Dream

More energized

Well, me being sleep-deprived automatically means being sluggish.

kunletiwoo:
Hmmmm ar u sure ur not the one? lol

no, it aint me and beside I dont sleep deep.

;Dsleep makes u sleep with saliva drooling from ur mouth in church while d message is going.trust me e bn happen to me.na d girl way day my side push me after d saliva don wet my bible,na d book of thessalonian chapter 2,d page is half torn now