Timileyin: What If Naija Mechanics Where Doctors, What Condition Will We Be?

A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

What do you think?

uhuns: f Nigerian Mechanics Were Doctors: by lacasa: 11:40pm On Jun 15 toba: its 'us' that needs to improve our knowledge about cars so as not to fall prey.
My car had incorrect gear ratio and a gear box specialist told me to change
my spark plugs. I was like what rubbish is this? i left him without changing
my plugs till today and my car is very fine after changing a sensor myself


Pls which car is this
My own is a Nissan paty
And revs hell to get to the third gear
You can do me a mail if need be
Osaota4725@ yahoo. Co. Uk

toba: i reiterate my stance that any car owner must have a knowledge about hs/hr car. it saves a lot of stress and money.

We are on NL to educate ourselves. We must learn. Today most of the modern cars are sophisticated and requires sophistication in terms of maintence and repair.

if u have a challenge, bring it online before u allow Naija mechanics destroy ur. cars

obongtunji: They would have drained your blood while treating you and return you back to your people claiming you came bloodless......lop

Timileyin: What If Naija Mechanics Where Doctors, What Condition Will We Be?

A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

What do you think?

TechRev: Quacks abound in every profession in Nigeria, as is in Mechanic, so is it with Doctors. I wish my mechanic was also a doctor, he has been working my car for more than 4yrs, and has rarely made a wrong fix, or used inappropriate parts. In, i have never changed a part more than once on the same car, and my car go there like once in 3-4months, except for servicing.

iykeG: If Nigerian were Doctors,

-They will replace human being head with Goat or Cow head saying the head is much bigger than the former one.
-They will replace penis with Virginal saying it has a wide opening, water can pass through it very well.
-They will pluck off one eye, The other 1 can still serve even better.
-They will cut off one ear. One is better, after all. God no get reason why e b too.
-They will stain their patient clothes, body, everywhere with blood and dirt.
-They will add your anus to your nose so that you will breath more air. You don't need anus, it better you use your mouth to excrete and breath more with your nose, It is safer

MY CAR DON SUFFER

flameforx: if Naija Mechos were Docs
*they will walk around the street with blood on their lab coat