On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined 20,000 naira the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 35,000 naira. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of 70,000 naira. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much will a year cost?"




Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:
Ellen Degeneres Virus
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky Virus
Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic Virus
Makes your whole computer go down
Disney Virus
Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson Virus
Quits after one byte
Prozac Virus
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
Lorena Bobbit Virus
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Joey Buttafuoco Virus
Only attacks minor files
Spice Girl Virus
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Ronald Reagan Virus
Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored
Dr. Kevorkian Virus
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Oprah Winfrey Virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus
Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting
MCI Virus
Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates and stays resident - It'll be back
Viagra Virus
Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip
drive

Seenit

Seen it b4

Good for u,

I posted the first one but the 2nd one is new.

weldone girl

Please is the second one a joke? too?

me no know my bros. All i know is that its new. Whether na joke, no be for my mouth u go hear am