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A Store by kwaze(m): 11:57am On Nov 27, 2007
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Re: A Store by Bestglo(f): 12:18pm On Nov 27, 2007
WAO!
I think i would luv 2 visit n stop @ the fifth floor cool
Re: A Store by yimiton(f): 12:30pm On Nov 27, 2007
Interesting one. grin

@ poster, what floor would you have stopped. Curiousity. . . you know. . .
Re: A Store by zignor(m): 12:45pm On Nov 27, 2007
hmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Store by memento: 8:47pm On Nov 27, 2007
is this fact or fiction? ;d ;d ;d
Re: A Store by NaJaHaJe(f): 8:49pm On Nov 27, 2007
memento:

is this fact or fiction? ;d ;d ;d

was that a serious question?
Re: A Store by Nobody: 9:00pm On Nov 27, 2007
lol. . .i love this, its funny. lmao. . .i would have visited the 6th area too. . .lol. i wnt lie about that. tongue tongue
Re: A Store by memento: 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2007
[quote][/quote]was that a serious question? YEAH i mean did the store actually exist??
Re: A Store by memento: 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2007
was that a serious question?
yeah i mean does d store actually exist
Re: A Store by NaJaHaJe(f): 9:10pm On Nov 27, 2007
memento:

yeah i mean does d store actually exist

shocked shocked shocked do YOU think it ever existed? think hard!!!
Re: A Store by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 9:29pm On Nov 27, 2007
Momento bro, how does your brain works

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