When you take a long time, you are slow
when your boss takes a long time, he's thorough

When you apply for leave, you are lazy
When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked

When you make a mistake, you are an Id:ot
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human

When you are out of the office, you are wandering about
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business

When you don't do it, you are lazy
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy

Please share your experience(s)