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Book Of Mark. by radar5(m): 1:57pm On Jun 21, 2012
A bishop has just been transferred to a church because the congregation there found hobbies in lying. So the new bishop was given the task to redeem them.
The first Sunday service the priest asked them all to read and digest the 17th chapter of Mark against the following Sunday service.
At the next service,he asked them
'if you have read the chapter,stand up for the Lord.
All stood up,except just two members.
The priest shook head,smiled and said
'onto you standing the Lord send me.Your book of MARK goes beyond 16th?'
Re: Book Of Mark. by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jun 21, 2012
I've seen it more than ten times.....


still funny shaaa


you try!!
Re: Book Of Mark. by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 21, 2012
Hehe.
Re: Book Of Mark. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2012
Heard dis joke since pry school. Too old.

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