A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got pissed and went to tell her husband the scenario...The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so dat he can beat the hell out of him.. The husband planned to hide under the bed so dat he will appear out of no where and grab the boy..
The woman did as her husband requested...
When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took of...f his T-shirt and his body was full of scars, so the woman asked:"Why so many scars on your body?"
The boy answered,"I av been sleeping with married women and usually I get caught so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now, he will be the #20 on my murder list..
The boy continued kissing the woman.
The woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed and a small voice came up to her saying,"erh! If U tell him dat am here, U will see..!

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Hahahahahahahahaha so funny!!!!!