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Walking On The Beach by skysunny(m): 1:03pm On Nov 28, 2007
Walking on the Beach
A project manager, software engineer, and hardware engineer are in Miami Beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. On their lunch hours, they often chose to walk up and down the beach. During one of these walks, they stumble upon a lamp.

The hardware engineer picks up the lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says "Normally I would grant 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

Since he was holding the lamp, the hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch," replied the project manager.
Re: Walking On The Beach by Oracle(m): 3:17am On Dec 04, 2007
That project engineer guy is a sadist
Re: Walking On The Beach by kronkykay(m): 3:43am On Dec 04, 2007
not a sadist


he is just trynnna get at his job
Re: Walking On The Beach by dele9000(m): 7:29am On Dec 04, 2007
Remix
Re: Walking On The Beach by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Dec 04, 2007
@dele9000 ure username is also remixed lol grin grin grin

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