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Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 1:16pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
Mig's Lesser Known Laws Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by topeteadr(m): 10:53am On Nov 29, 2007 |
Lol' ;d ;d |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
nice one, got thinkn about alot, especially the one about getting what has been left behind by those hu got there first, it somehow changed my view &priorities about certain things, anyway it kinna educative and humorous, great job! |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 12:06pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
HOW I SEE THINGS Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Every solution breeds new problems. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by ituen(m): 3:54pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Thats why u r a Proffesor, Miggy |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by clemcykul(f): 5:04pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
honie u break my hrt when ure being cynical |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 5:06pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
u r laffnn |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 4:13pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
Nope, just smiling. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by clemcykul(f): 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
gives a hundred watts smile in return |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by bagoma(f): 8:34pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
got me thinking and laughing at the same time. good, very good. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by bgees(m): 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
lol. Very creative. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 3:25am On Dec 01, 2007 |
THE WAY I SEE THINHGS I think Migs is in trouble. Either im don Bleep up for work and dem wan sack am, or Clem don kodedly tell am say anoda bobo don dey wey hold pass am. @Migs; u be my guy i will always hook u up. I fit raise you money to start selling PURE WATER. after all a journey of a thousand miles And as Clem wan go, leave am, anytime congy hold u, i fit borrow you morning fresh, abi u go prefer harpic ? |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by kronkykay(m): 4:58am On Dec 01, 2007 |
what a friend u are ben-gay! |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 11:01am On Dec 01, 2007 |
Lmao BEN bleeping GAY! Is dat hw u knock urself out? Well poor u i av a nice set of lips to do dat 4 me. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by saucekid(m): 11:09am On Dec 01, 2007 |
*no comment* |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 11:19am On Dec 01, 2007 |
Nigerians are everly ungrateful. @Migs I was only trying to be caring, now you begin take am personal. So na only lips clem give u acess to offload your shit, na waoooo poor u. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 12:49pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@ben i'm not taking it personal haba! We tyt bro. Besides "lips" come in two forms on a woman. <damn u. Now u're making me talk dirty> |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 12:53pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Lmao @Migs God bless the day you give your shaft to a lady with epilepsy. she go chop your cap comot. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 12:59pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Lmao G0D FORBID *kneel praying in ten different languages* |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@Migs No dey waste your time say u dey pray. U and i know your prayer no dey pass your house roof Bloody UNBELIEVER like U. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 1:08pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Hm . Father forgive him 4 he knws not dat we're tyte |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 1:13pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@Migines See yoruba ooo if u and ur baba for village no tight, u and who go come tight? Oh sorry i forgot clem. Man GODey shun this son of babylon for u and i alone know wetin we go use im eye see. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 1:14pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Soothe urself. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by clemcykul(f): 2:33pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@ben me and my dear still remain tyte! any trouble wey arise, we know how and where to settle jealous thing sweetie dont mind this our ben, ill personaly forward ur prayrs to heaven |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Thank u dear |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 3:11pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
see them, fly and shit |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by SugaLips(f): 6:03am On Dec 02, 2007 |
@Miggie, I've tried to be blind to your game but I can't take it anymore. . .it's over between us. I'd rather remain single than know you are publicly cheating on me. *Singing: Apologize - Timbaland.* |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by Migines(m): 7:32am On Dec 02, 2007 |
*singing: if i let u go by westlife* |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2007 |
Enters room and changes track to "DO ME" by P-SQUARE. |
Re: Mig's Lesser Known Laws by topeteadr(m): 11:51am On Dec 02, 2007 |
Sugadear, i'm here 4 u, only that u cease 2 regonise me. |
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