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Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jun 25, 2012
shadrach77:
you are a bloody liar! this joke is all over bbm, all you did was copy and paste angry angry angry
u be foool! I swear! If na copy and paste nko?! Go mop ocean joor!
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jun 25, 2012
booqee: u be foool! I swear! If na copy and paste nko?! Go mop ocean joor!



u see dis joke? grin grin grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 25, 2012
~vicky~:




u see dis joke? grin grin grin


i don't get you.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 8:41pm On Jun 25, 2012
booqee: u be foool! I swear! If na copy and paste nko?! Go mop ocean joor!
LOL Booqee you bad i swear haha
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jun 25, 2012
booqee: i don't get you.

is another joke grin grin grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 9:00pm On Jun 25, 2012
booqee: u be foool! I swear! If na copy and paste nko?! Go mop ocean joor!
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Trailer aseyọri, ko gba ọ cheesy grin grin
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.Make una no fight guys, d real originator is a guy called Pastor BMW, baba immaculate, d founder of Democratic Political Power Ministry (DPPM). . If you listen to dis hilarious ministration, u will laff and forget ur sorrow
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jun 25, 2012
@vicky. What is another joke? U mean my post?? Sorry, i'm confused ere. embarassed

bunmioguns:
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Trailer aseyọri, ko gba ọ cheesy grin grin
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.Make una no fight guys, d real originator is a guy called Pastor BMW, baba immaculate, d founder of Democratic Political Power Ministry (DPPM). . If you listen to dis hilarious ministration, u will laff and forget ur sorrow
wa ogbeni! abeg small small wiv d prayer abi na curse! undecided

infact sef, make i give u my own......

o ma jabo sinu konga ibukun.....AMIN!
Won ma yin e ni ibon isegun!
Won ma ju bomb aseyori si e lara!
won ma fi e si inu tubu iselogo!
Plane crash igbega a ṣẹlẹ si o!

Ṣe AMIIIIIIIIN nowwwwww!!! grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 12:06am On Jun 26, 2012
^^^ is this curse or prayer? Booqee take it easy ooooo
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 26, 2012
bashy_demy: O o pe oruko Jesu bi eniti Railway kolu(y)
Pe Emi Mimo o bi eniti Ilekun Moto mu lowo(y)
Wa kigbe pe Baba oooo
Sha mi ni Aake Isegun
Na mi ni Pasan Iye
Yin mi ni Bomb Aseyori
So mi si Tubu Owo
Baba gun mi ni Obe Ogo ...
O ya gba aduaaa aaaaaaaa=))

Oo pe oruko Jesu bi eniti railway kolu (Call on Jesus like say railway jam u)
Pe emi mimo o bi eniti ilekun moto mu lowo. (Call on Holy Ghost like say moto jam u)
Wa kigbe pe baba ooo sha mi ni aake isegun (Halla God say make he hammer u cutlass of victory)
Na mi ni pasan iye (Hammer me cane of live)
Yin mi ni BOMB aseyori (Bomb me yafu yafu with success)
So mi sinu tubu owo (Throw me for prison of money)
Gun mi ni obe ogo. (Shook me knife of glory)
Oya gba aduaaa (Oya make una start prayer)......LWKML!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin
@ poster u bad 0!!!!!
@ Booqee ur post is funny
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 1:53pm On Jun 26, 2012
booqee:

mi ma jabo sinu konga ibukun.....AMIN!
Won ma yin mi ni ibon isegun!
Won ma ju bomb aseyori si mi lara!
won ma fi mi si inu tubu iselogo!
Plane crash igbega a ṣẹlẹ si mi!

AMIIIIIIIIN!!! grin


ASE, eyi ti o wiyi, aro aro mo. . . grin grin grin grin grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by OPEYEMIAD(m): 6:19pm On Jun 26, 2012
Where dis sexkill i beg, i want dis from front page, oluwa oo gbamileti igbadun, yin bombu idera lumi, gun mi lobe igbegaaa ..lwkmd
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jun 26, 2012
^^lolz!

bunmioguns: [/b]

ASE, eyi ti o wiyi, aro aro mo. . . grin grin grin grin grin
i'm praying for you nah! Is it not good??

Ok vicky. Thanks
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 2:16am On Jun 27, 2012
Pe oruko jesu bi eniti boko haramu nle
pariwo oga ogo bi eni ti owa ninu DANA airline
Pariwo Jesu mi oooo bi eniti awon area boys lago mo lori
so pe Oluwa ooo la ori mi mo apata owo
fi eyin me ti agba asejere
fimi sinu igbekun igbega
somi sinu aginju aseyori
fun mi ni igbaju alaafia

Oya egba aduraaaaaaaaa
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by shadrach77: 10:57pm On Jun 27, 2012
It was the comedian SEYI LAW who started this joke - but I think it has outlived its life span now grin angry angry angry
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 8:56am On Jun 28, 2012
^^ park well joor!
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 9:27am On Jun 28, 2012
shadrach77: It was the comedian SEYI LAW who started this joke - but I think it has outlived its life span now grin angry angry angry
so na only seti law sabi crack joke? i no even get time for those comedian i swear i am busy with my own life
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 3:17pm On Jun 28, 2012
shadrach77: It was the comedian SEYI LAW who started this joke - but I think it has outlived its life span now grin angry angry angry

MUMU embarassed embarassed
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 7:41pm On Jun 30, 2012
^^ no mind the bingo
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by shadrach77: 11:23am On Jul 03, 2012
bashy_demy: ^^ no mind the bingo
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bashy_demy: ^^ no mind the bingo
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bunmioguns:

MUMU embarassed embarassed
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bashy_demy: so na only seti law sabi crack joke? i no even get time for those comedian i swear i am busy with my own life
te author=booqee] u be foool! I swear! If na copy and paste nko?! Go mop ocean joor![/quote]

Normally I won't respond to people like you as being insultive obviously reveals improper home training but I need to set one or two things straight. Any student of psychology would realise that only when something is not yours will you be fighting tooth and nail to prove its yours. The joke may have been posted on bbm by anyone and maybe the poster was you , but the mere fact that you feel you need to prove ownership by being abusive shows you are not the originator . smiley smiley smiley cheesy grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Dygeasy(m): 2:44pm On Jul 03, 2012
bashy_demy: Thanks jare dani, would have tell him that myself but he might result in tribal conflict
now u dont even need to translate it because u will just make a disgusting mess of the whole thing cos dah is a grammar conflict u strted.. Your post is a living witness.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 9:21am On Jul 06, 2012
^^^ you have been given an assignment ok. Go mop ocean
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Dygeasy(m): 10:18pm On Jul 06, 2012
bashy_demy: ^^^ you have been given an assignment ok. Go mop ocean
expatiate
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2012
^^^^ guy i no get your tyme so go mop ocean and if ocean far from you, you can walk down the road and hug transformer

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