Romantic Adam

shymmex:

Use that a couple of times for naija chics who think man's from JA lol...

Don't lie, it worked on you init??

The overfamiliarity is far from impressive,

''Mummy'' see ur backside!!! I will catch a grenade for you!

Girl: I don't think I want to be in a relationship for now..

Me: Ok, you're my prize, be my chic for just 5mins and I'd be happy for the rest of my life.

shymmex: Erm, you've got the biggest batty ever, can I get to know your batty?

waste chicks

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queensmith:

The overfamiliarity is far from impressive,

Nah, it isn't 'overfamiliarity', it's about trying to tell the chic who you're... Some naija girls don't nothing to do with Jamaicans, and it's better you tell them you're also Naija to ease off the tension, and get the prize, which is the number...

queensmith:

waste chicks

I used to do that when I was in college, and chics love that.

That's like a compliment in a rude way..Bwahahaha

Wow!! You're just 19? That batty looks 40, and I think it's old enough to be my small mummy..

Can I be your toy boy? God knows I need a small mummy.

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Funke, why are u doing me this way? see i just want you to know that i don do everything with you for my dream, it is because of love that i'm still pestering you

x-razzy:
Funke, why are u doing me this way? see i just want you to know that i don do everything with you for my dream, it is because of love that i'm still pestering you

lolzz

i got a hard on by jez looking at u..weird ryt?

would you gimme some nodding tonite ??

She said yeah, only if you gonna clean my plate too....

You remind me of a girl i once knew, i sees her face when ever i look at you.

DAY11.:
would you gimme some nodding tonite ??

She said yeah, only if you gonna clean my plate too....

he! dirty talk!

Mynd_44: Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?

hahahahaha, guy whats ur problem? LWTMDC (lafwantearmydickcomot)

Girl i luv u talk ur own.hahaha!

Baby you look so handsome and your face looks familiarity,,,are u residential in dis area?

Hi baby, my heart is vacant n lookin 4 a tenant...........

Baby, You are worthless, i mean your worth can not be ascertained!

Will you take care of me?

Girl, u ugly... Hang out with me and i'll bring out d beauty in u..... This works a gr8 deal........

My pénis says he likes you, do wanna meet him?

erhmm erhmm are u 2??

Mynd_44: Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?

nice one..... Inspirational

are you a broom cos you swept me off my feet

well I've never really been rude to ladies when approaching them but I once used this somtime ago and it worked :

"That long sexy leg of yours I'll like to see it shake while u're cummmmingg"

She acted embarassed and feigned anger , got her in my bed 2 weeks later .

i think have been seeing someone like u in my area are u the one?

i tank u 4 meeting me at d moment of dis minute in d hour ......i said dat fizzling wit my wristwatch, nt sure if any was dumb as me den.