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New Dictionary Word...guess; Check This Out ! Lol by patoski96(m): 10:30am On Jun 25, 2012 |
I just saw this on someone's FB page this morning and honestly felt I should share it;Really funny ! "Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked Example: To farouk is human Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence. Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups. Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis Adjective Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish Adverb Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically This is faroukfunnism" LWKMD...... |
Re: New Dictionary Word...guess; Check This Out ! Lol by davechika(m): 11:06am On Jun 25, 2012 |
nice one,lol |
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