I just saw this on someone's FB page this morning and honestly felt I should share it;Really funny !
"Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically

This is faroukfunnism" LWKMD......

nice one,lol