i ban cos you too like food, e be like say na iyan(pounded yam) u like sef, I BAN YOU!

i ban u 4 banning someone who has a large appetit

I ban you for posting ahead of me

I ban u. Period!

I ban you for using the word "period"

i ban u cos u are dear to my heart

i BAN you for falling in love

I ban you for trying to put asunder

Uzzyan:

i ban u because u are dear to my heart

I ban you for being the apple of my eyes

i ban u for blowing mi a kiss

i ban you for not french kissing me  

Uzzyan:

i ban u for blowing mi a kiss

I ban you for making your 419th post _{i hope say no be 419 you yan o}

infobaba:

i ban you for not kissing my ass

I ban you for being naughty

i ban u for not trusting mi

i Ban u for miss quoting me  

i ban you for nairaland sake

@hollandis
i ban you for not listening to me, and still you kept fighting

infobaba:

i Ban u for miss quoting me  

I ban you for playing a fast one

Uzzyan:

i ban u for not trusting mi

I ban you for giving me the ABC of happiness(i was joking na)

toyinrayo:

i ban you for nairaland sake

@hollandis
i ban you for not listening to me, and still you kept fighting

I ban you for forgeting my December 26th resolution.

I ban u for having a resolution already

i ban you for ever on the Krazy People's topic

I ban you for calling me sane!
Shoot, i have just 27 minuites to go

I ban you till 9.00pm

i ban you 4 life

i ban u for fooling your self

i ban u for not wanting to be a friend

I ban u for being the apple of mi eyes

i ban u 4 ignoring me all this while

i ban u for womanizing

I ban u for calling my love a womanizer

i ban you for not receiving my E-card

I ban u for not knowing my email addy

i ban you for hiding it ,_{when i needed it most}

I ban u for not checking my posts to find out.

i ban u for flirting