The Lagos State Government has
warned Lagosians to be prepared
for heavier rains and thunderstorm within the next two weeks.
The government said the expected heavier rainfall and windstorms were envisaged the peak period of this year’s rainy season.
Commissioner for the Environment, as a proactive
and responsive Measures to limit the effect of the Flood, the following measures has been reccommended:

1. Get an umbrella or 2
2. Life jacket or one mechellin car tube equivallent
3. Small families should get a portable canoe while large one should get Noah's ark.
4. Individuals or Groups planning to relocate to Lagos should posses any of the following skills ; (a)swimming (b)diving or both.
Lagosians should not desist from their "Occupy" acts which include occupying canals with their waste,
occupying drainage channels by erecting structures along it etc

Lagosians should take full
advantage of this season. The Unemployed Youth should also invest in fish farming as water is readily available.
Landlords should also use this opportunity to create tourist site, including swimming pool for thier tenant while SWIMMING should be offered as a course in all public schools and institution including MAULAG.
Lagosians are advised not panic any time it rains, but be rest assured that Agbero and liked agencies are always on a standby to collect rebenue accrue from tgis enterprise.

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