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Sorry Wrong Number! by ghanababex(f): 3:41pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred." After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?" "He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?" |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by kajad(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
That man must be sued for double murder! Good one ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by Z4M4eva(f): 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
l.o.l. ![]() |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by jayemkay(f): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
hilarious! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by kellygirl(f): 9:00am On Apr 24, 2006 |
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Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by Consultant(f): 9:59am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Funny! ![]() |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by spikelord(m): 2:17am On May 08, 2006 |
U are right, the man must be sued |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by sade511(f): 2:20am On May 08, 2006 |
Awwww Damn! |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by pirella(f): 11:57pm On May 08, 2006 |
Heard it b4,nt funny anymor |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by onlygucci(m): 1:26am On May 09, 2006 |
cool |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by Nobody: 11:02am On May 10, 2006 |
hi ghanababe, i saw ur joke its quite hilarious.i saw ur profile, i must say i find you rily attractive. are u in nigeria or ghane. i wana get 2 knw u. hope u dont mind. ![]() do u av a yahoo messenger address. |
Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by rasque(m): 7:17am On May 11, 2006 |
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Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by Z4M4eva(f): 12:47pm On May 11, 2006 |
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Re: Sorry Wrong Number! by dm(m): 4:50pm On May 13, 2006 |
This dude just committed capital murder ![]() Nice one ![]() |
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