what sort of 1diotic joke is this? This forum has gone to the dogs. SMH

i dont think that is possible, even the whole magazine thing look photoshopped.

r231:

It will never happen

Jay Z and D'banj ... LMaO .. Who be Dbanj .. early grave dey worry am .. e no fit happen joooor

shaneroberts26: Dis is an old picture dated around 2005-2006 people.So fhuck da Op and da mag.

Are you high

And nw d grandma hs angrily added" na cash? Jigga hold pass werin d banj go mk 4 ever if jigga stop d hammer and wit d way u see jigga he resemble who get short "thing"infact D banj is sittin on a long wrong thing" na 96 yr old mama msg i deliver so no b me.

shaneroberts26: Dis is an old picture dated around 2005-2006 people.So fhuck da Op and da mag.

Now that it is an old mag must you go that far abusing the OP?

A joke is telling a joke, what a joke!

I can't stand tabloid writers. They are the worst of the worst. Failed journalists.

Of course......and Kim Kardashian left Kanye for Osita Iheme alias pawpaw.

^^

this was in Saturday Punch n it was tagged Wild imagination..or smthing like that sha

Nothing dey happen. Jay z should be afraid of D'banj becos He's a Nigerian. The fear of Boko Haram insurgence will give him an edge.

waja: Nothing dey happen. Jay z should be afraid of D'banj becos He's a Nigerian. The fear of Boko Haram insurgence will give him an edge.

a big advantage indeed.

safarigirl: Of course......and Kim Kardashian left Kanye for Osita Iheme alias pawpaw.

Best way to get attention in my country, is to be a mad man, or to publish madness...

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Umhhhhhhhhhh...... Can we remember the Story of Aaliyah, The Owner of Roca Wear & Jayz D'banj if You die... No body go cry for you... Gba Be

Oya naw! let watch as the drama unfold! Dis one will be the remix of "forever young" to "forever gone" in remembrance of d'banj by jay~z

NOT now and NOT in next life.
Next pls...

If I hear say she 'think' of faln in love wit dbanj na die be dat for d two of dem....

Fake story posted on the homepage to attract traffic. What is next? Halle Berry is dating Orikinla? Nairaland is really out of control now that the administrators and moderators have lost their dignity and integrity.

safarigirl: Of course......and Kim Kardashian left Kanye for Osita Iheme alias pawpaw.

Yup, and Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise for Rowan Atkinson.

I still dey laff oooo

nairaland ona thy fall hands o if u knw no waitin 2 put on front page den go dres like mad man put am e beta pas d silly tin u put der okoko na u b joor! U want pple 2 start caryin rumors abt abi?

Biggest lie of d day,walahi

Anything for traffic. it seems seun and his chid mods are traffic strapped. Anything and everything now makes it to the homepage. Beyonce doesn't even know who they call dbanj and will never have anything to do with that Yoruba cheap publicity loving head.

On a more serious note, why cant Beyonce date someone like Dbanj? He has the qualities!
He's cute, financially okay, has strong ambitious spirit, nice body. Young. What else? Dbanj is even more handsome than Jay-z.

You guys saying dbanj is ready to die.what if he woke up this morning and saw this headline.for people who are smart maybe this is a fabrication.we shud wait to confirm if he is actually goin for beyonce b4 passing judgement.haba.don't jump to conclusions.

wetin concern agbero with overload,if beyonce like make she come marry baba suwe,she be my sister?.

Blaq Zachary: Dbanj: *If i see a goat,i'll say meh meh

*If i see a cat,i'll say mew mew.

*If i see a crocodile (BEYONCÉ) what will i say?I'll just run away.

what in d name of davey jones locker dat an idiot is postng.who is dbanj b4 jay z.pls seun its high tyme we stak kickng sm bots in nl

ifihearam: Una don see front page finish sha
Nairaland don turn anoda tin oo
No thanks to the rising numbers of children and children moderators

hehehe

joke of the century