Jim's car broke down on the way back from the village one night. After trying unsuccessfully to get anyone on his mobile phone, he decided walk backwards to the last village he had passed. It started to rain heavily, so he was delighted when a car drew level and stopped. Without hesitating, he jumped in and closed the door.

As the vehicle moved slowly off, he realized that he was alone and there was no one behind the wheel. What's more the engine wasn't running and the car was moving. Terrified and scared stiff, he remained rooted to the seat until the lights of a roadside restaurant came into view. He quicky dived out of the car and ran into the restaurant.

Once inside, he started telling his fellow customers about his frightening experience.

Ten minutes later two men came in, out of breath and thoroughly wet. Looking round one of them spotted Jim, nudged his friend and said "Look, Tom, There is that idiot that got into the car while we were pushing it".

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AN AIR STEWARDESS

A thoughtful stewardess who always has the interest of her passengers at heart always gives this advice on any flight;

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please make up your mind about
what you are going to do before you enter the toilet,
because once you close the door, there is no turning around".

off course wen i get into the toilet, i unzip and sh!t

why should i turn around or go back wen am already had pressed just imagine!

The ist joke is fckn hilarious.

The ist joke is fckn hilarious.

Damn, i'm fcu!<ing lmao at the last one.