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You Never Know Who's Watching by ojd(m): 10:55pm On Apr 04, 2006 |
There was once a single man who lived in the city. Everyday he went to work and then came home. He liked the single life, but sometimes he would get lonely, and when that happened he would hire a LovePeddler. As the years went by ,he eventually started craving something a little different. One day he saw an add in the newspaper: *Madam Zoe's - We Cater To Every Taste*. So he went to Madam Zoe's and informed her of his desire for something different. She said she had just the thing for him: a Rhode Island Red Rooster that gave the best Mouth Action in town. She led him into a private room and left him alone with the rooster. The man spent three hours trying to cajole the rooster into giving him a Mouth Action, with no success. He left Madam Zoe's very dissatisfied. Several months later he decided to give it a second chance, and returned to Madam Zoe's. This time the Madam said she KNEW she had just the thing for him. She led him into a dark room where several men were sitting around staring intently at a one way mirror. On the other side of the mirror was a woman in bed with a turkey. "Wow! That's Nuts!" said the man. The other men turned to him and one of them said "Oh, that's nothing! You should have been here a couple of months ago when the guy spent three hours trying to get a Mouth Action from a rooster! |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by dm(m): 5:04pm On May 20, 2006 |
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Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by pirella(f): 7:54pm On May 20, 2006 |
And, |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 8:47pm On May 20, 2006 |
lol lol |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by spikelord(m): 9:27pm On May 20, 2006 |
Haha |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:22pm On May 21, 2006 |
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Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:35pm On May 21, 2006 |
lol diddy it's funny |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:38pm On May 21, 2006 |
eveseh: lol, am i? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:38pm On May 21, 2006 |
wahahahahah lo am i,lol yea u are ![]() |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:41pm On May 21, 2006 |
oh thanks now get jiggy with it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:46pm On May 21, 2006 |
lol i wont ![]() |
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by holythug(m): 5:43pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
lmao o boy ![]() |
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