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You Never Know Who's Watching by ojd(m): 10:55pm On Apr 04, 2006
There was once a single man who lived in the city.

Everyday he went to work and then came home. He
liked the single life, but sometimes he would get
lonely, and when that happened he would hire a
LovePeddler. As the years went by ,he eventually
started craving something a little different. One
day he saw an add in the newspaper: *Madam Zoe's -
We Cater To Every Taste*. So he went to Madam
Zoe's and informed her of his desire for something
different.

She said she had just the thing for him: a Rhode
Island Red Rooster that gave the best Mouth Action in
town. She led him into a private room and left
him alone with the rooster.

The man spent three hours trying to cajole the
rooster into giving him a Mouth Action, with no
success.

He left Madam Zoe's very dissatisfied. Several
months later he decided to give it a second
chance, and returned to Madam Zoe's. This time the
Madam said she KNEW she had just the thing for
him. She led him into a dark room where several
men were sitting around staring intently at a one
way mirror. On the other side of the mirror was a
woman in bed with a turkey.

"Wow! That's Nuts!" said the man.

The other men turned to him and one of them said
"Oh, that's nothing! You should have been here a
couple of months ago when the guy spent three
hours trying to get a Mouth Action from a rooster!
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by dm(m): 5:04pm On May 20, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by pirella(f): 7:54pm On May 20, 2006
And,
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 8:47pm On May 20, 2006
lol lol
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by spikelord(m): 9:27pm On May 20, 2006
Haha
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:22pm On May 21, 2006
angry angry angry angryrecycled angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:35pm On May 21, 2006
lol diddy it's funny
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:38pm On May 21, 2006
eveseh:

lol diddy it's funny


lol, am i? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:38pm On May 21, 2006
wahahahahah lo am i,lol yea u are tongue
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by diddy4(m): 4:41pm On May 21, 2006
oh thanks

now get jiggy with it. wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by eveseh(f): 4:46pm On May 21, 2006
lol i wont tongue
Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by holythug(m): 5:43pm On Jan 30, 2008
lmao o boy grin

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