A wealthy man who had only one
daughter. When the daughter was
of marriage age, the father sent
news around town that all the
eligible young men should come to
compete in a test which would
determine who was fit to marry
his daughter. On that set day, all
the able-bodied young men came
out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses and
swords. The rich man took them to
his swimming pool and addressed
the men: “ Any of you who can
swim from one end of this
swimming pool to the other would
marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll
give him 15 million naira, a car and
a house so they can start life well. I
shall be waiting to meet my son-in-
law at the other side. Good luck!”
As the young men, all very excited
at the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a helicopter
came over the pool and dropped
snakes and crocodiles into the
pool. Immediately all the men
turned back and started wearing
their shirts again. Disappointed,
some of them said''make the man
go marry him pikin jur''All of a
sudden, they heard a splash in the
pool. Everybody watched in
amazement as one gentleman
struggled his way across, avoiding
the snakes and crocodiles. Finally,
he made it to the other side. The
rich man could not believe it. He
asked the young man to name
anything he wanted but the man
was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a
request saying''make una show
me the person wey push me inside
this pool''
Moral: You don’t know what you
are capable of doing, until you are
PUSHED!!. You can still make the
most out of the rest of the YEAR!
Take this as your PUSH.

CLASSICAL

nonsense. Dry joke U dey learn? Besides, joke dey get moral?

fluid26: nonsense. Dry joke U dey learn? Besides, joke dey get moral?

i have seen your type before, , wasnt suprised at ur attitude..NL m*o*r*o*n.

hehehehe...now dats d joke!

I like this.

Nice 1 bro kip it up

Seen and heard the joke before but still very very very very very funny.

U even remixed it very well

nice on bro more dat

Funny!

Nice remix

90% of motivational speakers don't do what they advice their listeners to do. They only know how to talk but can't implement it themselves. To talk and to do na two different things. That's why Nigeria is not moving forward because they believe in talking without implementation or ideas on how to actualise it.

fromacho: A wealthy man who had only one
daughter. When the daughter was
of marriage age, the father sent
news around town that all the
eligible young men should come to
compete in a test which would
determine who was fit to marry
his daughter. On that set day, all
the able-bodied young men came
out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses and
swords. The rich man took them to
his swimming pool and addressed
the men: “ Any of you who can
swim from one end of this
swimming pool to the other would
marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll
give him 15 million naira, a car and
a house so they can start life well. I
shall be waiting to meet my son-in-
law at the other side. Good luck!”
As the young men, all very excited
at the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a helicopter
came over the pool and dropped
snakes and crocodiles into the
pool. Immediately all the men
turned back and started wearing
their shirts again. Disappointed,
some of them said''make the man
go marry him pikin jur''All of a
sudden, they heard a splash in the
pool. Everybody watched in
amazement as one gentleman
struggled his way across, avoiding
the snakes and crocodiles. Finally,
he made it to the other side. The
rich man could not believe it. He
asked the young man to name
anything he wanted but the man
was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a
request saying''make una show
me the person wey push me inside
this pool''
Moral: You don’t know what you
are capable of doing, until you are
PUSHED!!. You can still make the
most out of the rest of the YEAR!
Take this as your PUSH.

nice one!

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