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God Lives In The Toilet! by aristole(m): 4:23pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
DURING A CRS LESSON IN THE CLASS.VIEW THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE TEACHER AND THE PUPILS. TEACHER:WHERE DOES GOD LIVE TAJU: IN THE CHURCH. TEACHER:WELL THATS RELEVANT.BUT IF NOBODY COULD ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION;THEN EXPECT MY PUNISHMENT ADAMU;(COS HE FEARED THE MAN'S PUNISHMENT) WITH CONFIDENCE AND UPMOST ASSURANCE;HE STOOD AND SHOUTED "IN THE TOILET" TEACHER:VERY ANGRY.WHO THE HELL IS THAT? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ADAMU:COS I REMEMBERED MY DADDY WANTED TO USE OUR TOILET @ HOME WHICH I WAS PRESENTLY USING.AFTER COUNTLESS NUMBER OF KNOCKING;I WAS STILL USING THE TOILET.SO THE LAST TIME HE KNOCKED AND I TOLD I WAS STILL THERE HE SAID( OH GOD! YOU ARE STILL THERE) |
Re: God Lives In The Toilet! by jeffcom(m): 1:04pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! VERY DRY n STALE JOKE, |
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